A black man walks into a store with a gun. It is a gun store and he needs to buy amunition after using all of his to fend of a home invader, and protect his family. He lives in a bad area because he never went to college and cannot get a well paying job in this economy, so he can't afford to buy a house in a better area He then used the gun to rob a bank. He no longer lives in a poor area

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A fake pizza delivery guy goes to a party and tries to deliver DiGornios pizza in another companys pizza box. The party host calls the police and the guy gets charged for stealing another companys uniform and impersonating a pizza palace worker. He had to return the uniform.

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How often does the lesbian vampire group meet up? Never. Lesbians don't exist.

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Yo mommas teeth are so yellow that.....I reccomend she see a dentist.

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what did the duck with roller skates say to the camel? how are the wife and kids?

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your landlord your being evicted we need you out in 2 weeks.

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Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius.

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So my friend told me to go shot myself I got my Canon and shoot myself The image came out very clean and profession.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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Whats funnier than a baby in a jar? A baby in ten jars.

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There was a little boy and a little girl in a bathtub having a bath. Suddenly the little girl looked down at the boy. "Can I touch it?" "No way -- you already broke yours off!"

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Why did Rihanna sing "to the left, to the left"? Because people usually sing in songs

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You know what rhymes with sloth? Rape.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

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When life gives you lemons You've got some lemons.

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A doctor tells a guy: "I have bad news. You have Alzheimer's, and you have cancer." Guy says, "Thank God I don't have cancer."

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Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

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what did the unicorn say to the centaur? nothing because neither exist

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A man jumped off a 30 story building. What did he learn? Nothing. He died instatly when he hit the ground.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, No, violets are VIOLET, That’s why they’re called “violets.” Edmund Spenser was an idiot.

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Q why did the girl scream A she got hit with an axe

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Knock knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave was beginning to get very scared of his best friend at this time, so he ran away panicking.

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What did John name his dog? Doggy

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hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

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Anti Joke

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