- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

When life gives you lemons, you are probably crazy because life cannot give you lemons.

Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

What did the lawyer say to the Black man? Your case came through, the murderer of your wife has been caught

what did the boy who liked trucks get for his birthday? POOP

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

What really killed the dinosaurs? ME!!!

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Personally, I love stabbing them.

Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

What's as hard as rock and as light as a feather? Any object in the space, once the lack of gravity makes atoms to have not weight, since mass x gravity equals to weight.

what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

I walk up in the morning feeling like pdidy who's pdidy grab my glasses out the door I have no glasses girl going to hit the city how do I hit the city ugh this confersasion is over song hmmff

Have you ever treat woman like sandwich? Elephant and walrus said Jews are troubles. If six plus nine is five, chickens will eat you, saturdays.

T-rex: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands, oh...

How do you make a pool table laugh? You cant it is'nt a living thing which means emotions.

A stranger pulls up next to a little boy walking home from school. The stranger offers the boy a ride home. The boy says yes, gets in the car, and is driven home as promised

Q:What's brown and tastes like shit? A:Shit

How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

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