- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

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Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

A cat playing laser tag.

What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

Why did the cookie go to the doctors? It didn't because cookies are Inanimate and are incapable of mobility

Nobody cares maddie!

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

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