What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

Q: How man Jews can you fit in a box? A:if your German than you tell me.

antonio has a penis head.lol

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

One, two, three, four and five

What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

Anti Joke

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