How many Ethiopian's can you fit in a bathtub? As many as you want, they'd all fall down the drain. JimBoto

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Q. whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I dont jump on my trampoline with metal cleats.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A joke.

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How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

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Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

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Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

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there once was a man from Nantucket. I want to ride in a helicopter.

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why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

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Faithful men.

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What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

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Why should you never eat a jellyfish on a Wednesday? Because it will sting you with its poison.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

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Q: How do you make three atheists cry? A: Kill their families.

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What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

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What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

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Why didn't the boy want his dinner? Because it was a bowl of vomit.

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What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

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Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

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Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

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What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

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What's brown an sticky Shit

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What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The driver was a loaf of bread

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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