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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

What's as hard as a rock? A rock

A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

Whats green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

Why did the chicken cross the road? He did it for fitness.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

relatable: school : 2+2=4 Homework: 2+4+2=8 Exam: oscer has 4 apple his train was 7 min early now caulate the mass of the sun

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm bad at poetry, ELEPHANTS!

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

What do you call a plane going to Africa with 100 black people on it? A plane, the contents of the plane is irrelevant...

A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

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How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

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