- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If life hands you lemons... Question yourself what just happened because life isn't tangible and has no way of handing you lemons, and even if it did, why lemons?

Roses are red Violets are blue These two lines are overused I wonder to what poem they originally come from

First the lord created light by shouti... ...Then the lord travelled back in time in order to create voice before that. The lord then said "I almost logic and everything failed at the very beginning. he corrected himself and saw it was good,

What's the difference between a cow and some dirt? They're the same except for almost everything

Wife, "Wake up... i think there's someone in the house, do something... go downstairs and have a look!" Husband, "Do it yourself." Wife, "You what? You can't expect a woman to fight off an intruder..." Husband, "You women wanted equal rights so here you go, do it yourself."

Why did the man jump out of the plane? Because the plane was losing fuel fast so he grabbed a parachute and went for it and realized that was the only one left so everyone died a horrible death.

There once was a little girl called maddie who had a very earisponaceable daddy, she was taken from her bed and now she is dead and was raped by a Portuguese tranny

what's white and 10 inches? nothing....

A man walks into a bar and sees an attractive blonde. He is afraid of talking to her so he goes home and masterbates himself to sleep.

What did Michael jackson say to Abraham Lincoln? Nothing, there are both currently deceased, if they did, however, say something to each other, it would not be in person, because they are both dead.

A priest and a small child enter a bar. The bartender takes his son back from the priest, paying him $30 for his exemplary babysitting services.

How many rich men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, to hire an electrician to do it for him.

What did the judge say to the criminal? I sentence you to a life time of solitary confinement.

What is funnier then 25 9/11

Why couldn't the woman drive? She was dead.

Ed Milliband knows what's best for the UK.

what do you call ten white people on a bench ten white people sitting on a bench, possibly eating their lunch

are you from Tennessee, cause i wanna rip out your throat you piece of dirt

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

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