- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

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Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

What's the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The anti-Joke isn't a freaking joke. So stop freaking doing it!

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

1-"What's the worst thing about a joke?" 2-"The stupid punchlines at the end" 1-"No-- when someone dies and can't live to tell it..." (laughter) 3-"What joke you guys laughing at." 2-"None of you're business" 3-"Damn I really wanted to know" 1-"Didn't we all."

What did the boy say after smoking weed for the first time? -"I don't really feel anything" and his friends explained that is sometimes the case for a first time smoker.

Haikus are good poems, They don't always make sense though, I saw a squirrel.

My brother gave my mom AIDS. My mom gave my dad AIDS. My dad gave my dog AIDS. My dog gave me AIDS. I gave my sister AIDS. My sister called the police because of the wild case of AIDS.

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

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