What was Helen Keller's favorite activity? fingering herself...

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Doctor Doctor, I keep getting horrible boils all over my face! Okay then. Take off your underwear and we'll see what's going on.

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what do you do if you get in a car wreck with a black man get out of your vehicle and exchange insurance information

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Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

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What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

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Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

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What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

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Q. If you're paddling up river and you lose three tires, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? A. Purple because ice cream has no bones.

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Hobos are like Obama they want change.

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Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

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Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

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Why did the kid want to do his science test? He didnt, who would want to do a science test...

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Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

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What's the most popular fruit in the U.S.? Bananas What's the most popular vegetable in the U.S.? Stephen Hawking

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

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What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

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Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

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How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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What do you call a white man? A caucasian male.

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-Knock knock. ~Use the doorbell. -Ding dong. ~The witch is dead!

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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