- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

Roses are red, and many other colors too.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

Do you like fishsticks? Yes I personally think they are high in saturated fats, but to each his own Oh I thought you were asking if I was homosexual

Why did the black guy get a boner? The nitric oxide levels in his trabecular arteries and smooth muscle of his penis rose, causing his arteries to dilate and therefore enlarging his penis.

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