- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Chickens are not smart enough to open a gate and avoid traffic at the same time!

What's the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The anti-Joke isn't a freaking joke. So stop freaking doing it!

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

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