- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not sally

what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

Male orgasm (haha bitches we've been faking it)

Knock Knock! Whos There? Little boy blew! Little boy blew who? Micheal Jackson....

What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

Once upon a time a was born

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

look at your sister now look at me now look at your sister now look at me you probably have now realized that you cant see me.

Roses are red, violets are red, tulips are red, oh shit my gardens on fire!!!

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

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