What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

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If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

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Why did the black guy smell fried chicken? He had a brain tumour

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why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

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Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

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How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

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What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

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I have to tell yo people a story and you have to answer it. Q/S(Story):There once was a boy by the name of aids. He had aids because he had aids. He dad had aids, his mom had aids his whole family had aids. How did he die? A: He got hit by a bus you heartlest basterd.

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Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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What do you call a horse with a missing leg Calling it names could be considered animal abuse and should be reported immediately

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What's white and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A refrigerator.

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What did the black man see when he looked in the mirror? His reflection.

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Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

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Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

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what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

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there were two cyclists cycling down a main road in china at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace, one being chinese and the other irish. why did the irish man get stopped and the chinese man not? because the irish man had in fact raped and murdered a young child in his native home town and then fled the country to china.

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How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

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What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

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Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

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What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

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Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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