what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

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Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

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Go to this website and this game is an antijoke to laugh at http://iamhelenkeller.com/

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak and will soon have her institutionalized.

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Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

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What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

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Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

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A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

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Why was the nympho sweating in the park? Because they were having sex on the bench.

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pudding

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What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

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What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

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roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

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Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

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Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

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Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

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How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

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Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

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Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

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Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

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Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

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boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

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there were two cyclists cycling down a main road in china at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace, one being chinese and the other irish. why did the irish man get stopped and the chinese man not? because the irish man had in fact raped and murdered a young child in his native home town and then fled the country to china.

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