Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

A kid walks into a bar and the bartender yells, "Get Out!"

Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

What do you call a black man in a suit and tie? Presumably affluent

I have a really funny joke.

Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

Cripples are lame.

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

The american education system.

What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

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