What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

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A Sodium atom walks into a bar. A Chlorine atom bumps into it, taking the electron, then making a bond. Suddenly, the police come in. They arrest the Chlorine atom, of course, but they also arrest the Sodium atom. He says, "what did I do?" The policemen say, "you're too ugly to be out in public."

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What is a black, yellow like liquid that contains carbon dioxide, usually kept in a can, and is not coke? Pepsi.

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Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

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Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

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A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

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What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

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Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

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A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

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A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

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Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

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Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

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Knock knock! Who's there? A Doorbell salesman.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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Why do showers have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers

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What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

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A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

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Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

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Why did the black man bleed to death? He was stabbed, but he bled to death because his doctor had just prescribed him some blood-thinners for his serious headaches.

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Q: What do you get when you mix root beer with a cloud? A: Nothing, you idiot.

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why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

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whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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