What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

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Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

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A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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Why is the sky blue? You like men.

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What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

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ah-ah. the proper response to an anti joke.

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A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

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How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

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What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

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Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

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A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink. "Why of course," comes the reply. The first man then asks: "Where are you from?" "I'm from Ireland," replies the second man. The first man responds: "You don't say, I'm from Ireland too! Let's have another round to Ireland." "Of course," replies the second man. I'm curious, the first man then asks: "Where in Ireland are you from?" "Dublin," comes the reply. "I can't believe it," says the first man. "I'm from Dublin too! Let's have another drink to Dublin." "Of course," replies the second man. Curiosity again strikes and the first man asks: "What school did you go to?" "Saint Mary's," replies the second man, "I graduated in '62." "This is unbelievable!", the first man says. "I went to Saint Mary's and I graduated in '62, too!" About that time in comes one of the regulars and sits down at the bar. "What's been going on?" he asks the bartender. "Nothing much," replies the bartender. "The O'Kinly twins are drunk again."

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

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Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

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Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

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What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

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What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

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If life hands you lemons... Question yourself what just happened because life isn't tangible and has no way of handing you lemons, and even if it did, why lemons?

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How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

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why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

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Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

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What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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