What is funny about a man who chews tobacco? Nothing, the man was diagnosed with mouth cancer at a young age and got his jaw removed, he was very upset.

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How does micheal Jackson know when it's bed time? When the big hand touches the little hand.

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What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

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What did the fat kid eat for dinner? Salad, he's on a diet.

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Hypothermia

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What's green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A pool table

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A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

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Three midgets walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer, the second one orders whiskey, and the third one ordered water because all three of them had agreed that he would be the designated driver that night.

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What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

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What does an Asian person with 3 eyes have? A birth defect.

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Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

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what did the cat say to the potato? meow

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what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

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Yo mama so ugly, she has to work harder than most women to attract men.

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A horse walks into a bar. The Barman asks "why the long face?" The horse says "My son was recently killed in a horrific horse racing accident"

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A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

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Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

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you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

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why did so many people die in the typhoon in the Philippines because they had to finish there math homework

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What's big fat and hairy? Peter

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What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

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What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

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Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

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A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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