Roses are rose, violets are violet, that's just a fact, I've got aspergers.

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while in iraq i bought a brand new iphone from the black market...it was only $250....its was doing fantastic until i got a text...i herd a loud beeping noise and the it exploded in my pocket and now i no longer have a penis.

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Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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Anti Jokes = Drained

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Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

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No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

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What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

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Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

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Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

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Justin Bieber

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

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One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

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What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

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whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whroe whore whore whore whroe

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Q: why did the dog fall down the stairs? A: Because I pushed him down.

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Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

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My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Although I guess there is probably no way to get on the swing with no arms unless there was another person there to aid you in the process, and that is highly unlikely because nobody wants to hang out with a girl with no arms. Still even if Suzie was helped on to the swing she wouldn't be able to swing because of her lack of arms. Maybe that person who helped her on pushed the swing with her on it bearing in mind she has no arms. In that case Suzie should stop hanging out with that person because they are very sadistic to deliberately shove a girl with no arms off a swing.

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How many babies does it take to cover a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them.

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What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

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A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

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Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

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Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

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