What musical band do you get if you keep shouting while in the mountain? The rolling stones. What do you get if you keep shouting in a snow covered mountain top? Blizzard Entertainment.

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Why did Suzie get raped? because she was out past her bedtime. and the morale to this story is that its funny to be raped.

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Id like to apologize for the one below (near the end yeah at the very end yeah that near you fuck!) When I said I give candy to etc etc I did mean I do not give candy to... Well... Nothing male, and I do not apologize, thank you. Shortie: Me as a Sociopath vs Sociopath with faster gunplay: So A Sociopath moved into my neighborhood, he arrived at my place and said hey you? You the sociopa... "BOOM" Moral: Shoot first, listen later... And if you hear something keep shooting... Anyway that was not the Sociopath but I got him eventually.

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knock knock Goodbye

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whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

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Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

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How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

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whats the easiest way to kill a baby? let it live a long and meaningful life, prolonging the inevitable death of old age.

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A man walks into a bar and notices a twelve inch tall man playing a small piano. He asks the bartender about it. The bartender explains that the pianist has worked there for some time, mostly performing on weeknights. The bartender also tells the man that he may be suffering some vision problems, as the pianist is about 5'8" or 5'9". Some time later the man visits an optometrist and finds out he has a severe case of astigmatism.

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Ask me if i'm a tree. Q: Are you a tree? A: No.

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Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

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why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

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why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

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Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

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What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

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Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

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Whats the defination of cruelty

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A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSS!

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Anti Joke

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