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why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

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was gonna write a really funny "anti-joke" about two dogs and some spagetti but decided instead to tell you about how hard my life is and how much i hate getting up in the morning and just keep you wondering about the spaggetti and the dogs while i kill myself and it all a sudden makes sense as the two dogs are eating my shattered brain that looks like spaggetti wich leaves me wondering , am i spelling spaggetti right?

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Is it not a antijoke? When your granpa uncle or whatever used to pull out basically worthless coins out of your ears? And each time you wanted for him to drag out so many you can actually buy some bubblegum or something, the "stash" you where saving diminishes the moment you receive a new coin? Moral: Dont believe in yourself! Believe in me! Because I believe in you!

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Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

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why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

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What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

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Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

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Jimmy Saville

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Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

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Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

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what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

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A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

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jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

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Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

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Gerald: Hey did you know I was named AFTER Abraham Lincoln? Gloria: Because he was born in the 1800's and you were born and named many years afterward? Gerald: Ah... I guess I emphasized that joke a little to much - I'm sorry this conversation happened

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Dane Cook makes a joke.

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Cripples are lame.

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Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

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race-car = rac-ecar

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knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

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When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

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Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

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