- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

how do you stop a rhino from charging? you shoot it with a gun until it's either dead or no longer charging at you because thats a highly dangerous situation.

Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

What musical band do you get if you keep shouting while in the mountain? The rolling stones. What do you get if you keep shouting in a snow covered mountain top? Blizzard Entertainment.

What is the only non-racist animal? The mexican panda. Why? It's black, white, hispanic, and asian.

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

What's upside down? umop apisdn

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

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