- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Erm, sorry to be weird, but can you perhaps use the doorbell, because it's new and has a novelty chime. I'm proud of it and get a little chuckle everytime it rings in the vain hope that, perhaps you, the visitor, may also find it entertaining. Who's there anyway?'

Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

Ross.

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

i'm an inbred jew - Barras

Why was the little boy crying? Because there was a hair in his burrito

hi hey i hate you why you ate my mother she tasted good i like fried chicken ITS A SMALL WORLD! SO DO I well lets go to the beach ok

Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

why did Sallt fall off the swings? she had no arms knock knock who's there not Sally

a man walked into a bar. the bartender asked why he was annoyed. he answered " people keep on telling this joke and I'm tired of the making me get drunk

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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