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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

A Sodium atom walks into a bar. A Chlorine atom bumps into it, taking the electron, then making a bond. Suddenly, the police come in. They arrest the Chlorine atom, of course, but they also arrest the Sodium atom. He says, "what did I do?" The policemen say, "you're too ugly to be out in public."

Q: why did the dog fall down the stairs? A: Because I pushed him down.

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says what will it be? The duck replies "lemonade!"

What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

Q: Why is asprin white? A: It works.

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

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