Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

What's worse than dieing? Not much.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

josh roberts makes nuns hang themselves

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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