- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

you will like this because i am black.

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

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what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

pobody's nerfect

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

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