Why did the teenager crash his car? He had no arms

What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

Knock Knock.

Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

Did you hear the one about the deaf guy and the rhinoceros? Neither did he.

Why does fowlerville suck cause everyone wishes they were black

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

A blonde walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What're you drinking?" The blonde says, "Nothing yet. That's why I'm in a bar. But your lack of basic observation skills is disturbing."

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Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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