Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? Billy was a loaf of bread.

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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Baby Seal walks into a club.

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Why did the black man bleed to death? He was stabbed, but he bled to death because his doctor had just prescribed him some blood-thinners for his serious headaches.

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Yo mama is so fat she lost 100 pounds and now she's not fat.

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What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Hey bill

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Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

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Man goes to doctor, says he's depressed. The world is bleak and hopeless and life just isn't worth living. The doctor thinks for a second then smiles. "Treatment is simple he says, the great clown Pagliacci is in town. Go see him, that should pick you up." The man bursts into tears, sobs hysterically like a child, "But doctor," he says. "I am Pagliacci."

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Two blondes walk into a bar, but they are then puzzled as the door would not budge open for them.

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Why did Marilyn Manson surgically remove 2 ribs from his body? To suck his own penis.

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I asked her where you were.

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Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

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why did the walrus sex with the jew because 911 created a sexual falafel

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

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whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

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If you just read this, You're dead.

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What's big and messy? A big mess

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Your mom is so retard that she needs "special help" from medical professionals. :3 <33

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Your mothers so stupid she is retaking her college courses so she can get a better job and support her family.

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What happened to the alcoholic man that decided to never drink ever again? He died of thirst. Moral: Alcohol was the only available liquid in this twilight zone... Anti anti joke

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How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

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what's worse than people who aren't funny? ryan vallee

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A red and blue penguin are taking showers. The red penguin can't find the soap so he yells down the hall to the blue penguin "Hey, where is my soap?" The blue penguin replies, "What do I look like a typewriter?"

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What is funny about a man who chews tobacco? Nothing, the man was diagnosed with mouth cancer at a young age and got his jaw removed, he was very upset.

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