- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

A duck walks into a bar. Then he walks out.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had escaped from the farmer's field. The family were not too disheartened, as the rest were still contained.

A black man walks into a bank with a gun and askes where the safe is then procedes to shoots 3 white men inside of it. Everyone thanks him for stopping the armed bank robbers and he lives out the rest of his life in happiness for he is a hardworking cop and risks his life to save others.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

what kind of dog can tiptoe

It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

Pain Olympics.

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

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