I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

if yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs?

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

Did the single mother survive the plane crash? No.

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

knock knock whos there the game __i lost the game__

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

how did the farmer die? his dog shot him

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

Why do birds suddenly appear? Because they can fly

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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