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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

Q: A vandal walked into a bar. What did the bartender say? A: Nothing, the vandal had covered him and the bar in pritt stick before he had the opportunity to speak, then left with his penguin accomplice, Reginald the third.

How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

Cat ate a battery, did volts.

How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

What do you do when your girlfriend is bleeding? She is probably on her period.

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How do you scare a black man? You dont

Women's rights.

What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

The black man at the narcotics anonymous meeting said, "oh, this isn't bingo is it?" then walked out of the room feeling mildly embarassed.

what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

Why is there a black president? Cause you voted for him. Thanks! Dick.

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