Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

A blonde, a brunnette, and a red head all jump from the top of a building. They all land at the same time because of Newton's 3rd Law

AFTER PONDERING UPON YOUR SUGGESTION... I HAVE CONSIDERED, THOUGHT, SOUGHT TROUGH THE YELLOW PAGES OF WISDOM AND MIGHT, AND MY ANSWER TO THAT SUGGESTION IS... A DEFINITIVE, FIRM AND MANLY... Moral: MAAAAYBEEEEE?!?!?

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

5 Italian guys from Long Island

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