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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If it wasnt for christmas We would all be jewish.

Knock Knock. Erm, sorry to be weird, but can you perhaps use the doorbell, because it's new and has a novelty chime. I'm proud of it and get a little chuckle everytime it rings in the vain hope that, perhaps you, the visitor, may also find it entertaining. Who's there anyway?'

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

My cat just died.

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

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