Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Snapple Fact #1 -slaves made life easier

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Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

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when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

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-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

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A woman gets into the front seat of a car and starts driving.

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What's purple and fuzzy? A piece of purple fuzz.

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The past, the present and the future walk into a bar. It was tense.

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How can you ruin someone's day? Tell them their mother has cancer. No really, I found out my mom has cancer a week ago.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Physics. Why did Tommy fall of his bike? He was hit by 3 monkeys and a refrigerator.

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What's green fury has 4 legs, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you. A pool-table

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school homewrok

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Roses are red, Violets are too. You're bleeding out, I stabbed you.

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A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

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what did the man say to the other man he bumped into? sorry. and they never saw eachother again

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your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

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Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

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knock knock whos there micheal jackson too soon

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How do you make a person cry? You bury them alive.

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How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

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Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

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womens rights.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Whatever their names happen to be.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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