- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

Roses are red Violets are blue Trash gets dumped Just like you

what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

The Chicken was crossing the road one afternoon, he was fined by a police officer for J walking He made it to the other side.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

whats the difference between kids and jewish people? kids come home from summer camp

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

One day Rebecca Black was driving down the street in a brand new convertible Luckily a policeman pulled her over after observing that she was far too young to be driving a car. Underage driving is a serious offense and should not be endorsed in music videos.

A priest and a rabbi walks into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says "is this some kind of joke?".

Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

Baby Seal walks into a club.

The optimist sees the glass as half full. The pessimist sees the glass as half empty. The average American sees a half-finished glass of water that is not flavored and is therefore is not worth any reasonable person's time.

Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

Knock knock. Who's there? Never mind that. I have a gun and your child. Come out with all your valuables and he won't get hurt.

what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

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