- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

If you have a stroke, call 000

What do you call a ginger in an oven? A ginger in an oven

a black man walks into a shop for an interview....everyone gets afraid and hides behind there desk..when the black man wonders why they are scarred he says "I'm here for the interview"...they all tell him to leave because on his resume he put his name as john...they thought he was white....

What's the difference between a piece of chicken and a black guy? One is delicious and the other isn't good for your health.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

Yo momma so poor, she can't afford to live in a two story Cheerio box

Where would you find a dog with one leg? Possibly in a vet's surgery, or in an animal rescue home or being cared for by a loving owner.

There was a black person running down my street. He was celebrating because he just graduated from Harvard University.

I can't hear you. I have carrots in my ears.

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

why wont chin ever take his hat off because his head will be cold

Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

A guy walks into a bar and finds a genie. The genie says he'll grant him 3 wishes. He wished for a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. POOF! All 3 wishes were granted to him. The blonde drinks a shot a tequila, the brunette drinks a beer, and the redhead drinks a whiskey. They had a great time.

Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

There is a really funny joke which can only be seen by smart people, it goes as such:

My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

Roses are red Violets are blue You don't want to be my valintine I'm going to shoot myself.

Your mom is so stupid, she didn't know the answer to 2+5

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