- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

knock knock whos there the game i lost the game

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

A house comes around the corner.

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

why was the tricycle lonely? the mom back over the kid in the driveway.

I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

What do you call thousands of people running through london? The marathon

Who would win if Chuck Norris and God fought to the death? None they are both fictional.

Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

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