- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water? A: It'll take a while for me to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick(: hahah.

knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

what did the cat say to the potato? meow

Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

Whats worse tan finding a worm in your apple? Being touched by Michael Jackson

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

I will slap myself once for every like this joke gets!

Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

Your momma is so fat, shes skinny.

Why did the old man cross the road? Coz he was in an ambulance

Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

How many people like gang rape? 9 out of 10

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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