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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

How do you scare a black man? You dont

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

In the North people say "once upon a time." What do people in the South say? "Y'all never gonna believe dis shit!"

What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

what happens when steven hawking walks into a bar? everyone cheers at the miracle of science.

Two men were patients at a mental institution. One was named Dave, the other named John. Dave very quietly said, "Hello, my name is Dave, and I have a violent form of phonophobia, so please do not-" "DICK!" Dave promptly strangled John. John had Tourettes Syndrome.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

A Jew walks into a bar...He uses his coupon to get a free drink, then leaves.

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What's the difference between celery and a truck?

Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

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