why did you read this anti-joke? because you typed in antijoke on google or have the app on a phone

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Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

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why did the boat float up to the sky? because everybody on it died including the boat...

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Advertiser: Charlies Tax---------- Advertiser: OMG, who are you... Pedobear: Hello kids, come in my taxi(Van) :D

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What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

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A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his village.

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2 people lived next door to each other. The man said "hi" and so did the other man. What is wrong with this situation. Nothing, just friendly neighbors.

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What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

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Why did the Hispanic man have drugs in his pocket? He had just gone to the pharmacy.

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How do Germans treat the Jewish? Kindly, and with much hospitality.

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Q: What happens when eight men throw purple at a rain coat? A: Mud-flaps, because electricity can't power a vagina.

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What did the mexican do when 3 INS workers came to his house? He showed them his papers and it turns out he was a natural born US citizen. The mexican then proceeded to invite the INS into his home for a cup of coffee but they respectfully declined

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Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

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why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

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What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

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Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

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once upon a time there was a chicken, it crossed a road however unlikely this chicken has become famed for its crossing and will be hailed for eternity. through the chickens actions thus the first anti joke was born

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What did the man say when an pterodactyl flew into the kitchen while he was having breakfast? Huh, that's strange.

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ur gey

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What do u get when u lick chicken Answer- Your a retard if you did not figure it out it is obviously chicken taste DERP!

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a blonde girl walks into a bar...of soarp, slips, falls, and breaks her spine.

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Yolo Pierre because of Etzio tickle shits faggatron and individual nut join forces to become the shit suckers

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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