- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

hi hey i hate you why you ate my mother she tasted good i like fried chicken ITS A SMALL WORLD! SO DO I well lets go to the beach ok

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

What do you call a dog with no arms and no legs? Nothing, it cant come

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??