- Anti Joke

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

What do you call a man running around town with no clothes on? Naked.

What did the policeman say to the man robbing the bar? Stealing is wrong. Then the police read the man his Miranda laws.

I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then I got stabbed.

why didn't the donkey go to the party? Because, unfortunately he did not have the required linguistic skills to communicate with the person inviting. This is obviously dependent on whether the person who invited him was a human, if it was another donkey then perhaps this would of happened. However, this is also very unlikely as donkeys do not have parties or really communicate

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

How do rocket scientists exchange greetings? They say "hi"

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin sons? Nothing, his wife had an abortion.

How do you get out of editable poly? You don't.

Why was the man scared? Because he was being attacked by a giant tiger.

Why should you never eat a jellyfish on a Wednesday? Because it will sting you with its poison.

Q: How do you make three atheists cry? A: Kill their families.

Does an albino chameleon turn different shades of white?

You dropped something.... Yo lip

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

You know what's lame? A person who can't walk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

Where's Wally? In a children's book.