Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

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what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

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What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

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what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

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Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

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What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

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What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

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How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

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Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

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Why did the chicken go to KFC? Because it was suicidal.

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What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

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Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

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You are joking right?

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A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

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A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

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A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

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whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

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LIKE FOR GANGNAM STYLE. DISLIKE FOR JUSTIN BIEBER LETS SEE WHO WINS

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Dumb

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