- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many moose does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it is biologically and theoretically impossible for a moose to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

What do you get when you cross a turtle and a platypus? Well, I don't think it's genetically possible by nature, but Turtpus is a pretty funny name.

nathan your cats dead now...well hopefully

How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

Why was the black man eating fried chicken and watermelon? He was at home

Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

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