- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

A group of young men walks into a bar. They drink some booze, laugh, have a great time and then go home to sleep.

Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

What did the mental patient say to the apple? She didn't say anything because she was a catatonic schizophrenic.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, as speaking to himself is a sign of mental illness.

Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

Knock Knock.

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

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