Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

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How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

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Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

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What is the difference between Acenaphthoquinone and Acetoguanamine? I don't know...

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What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

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Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

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Two dinosaurs go to a theme park. On the way home they contemplate that they didn't really enjoy themselves. They decide to buy some ice cream to cheer them up a bit. They are severely frustrated by the lack of fun they had for the money they paid. Then they go to sleep. I completely forgot how this joke went, but your mom's a slut.

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Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

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Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

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How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

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Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

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Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

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What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

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What's big and white and wilbkill you if it falls from a tree? My dick.

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What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

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I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

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What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

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What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

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When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

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What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

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What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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