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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? silence Damn this joke got creepy...

The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

A woman walks into a bar.

roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm A nimals

Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

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