- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

Noses are red, Lips are blue, I have hypothermia, So do you.

What's tiny and smells like a big banana? A tiny banana

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

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