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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cause he was invited.

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

Two black males walk into the bar due to circumstances, one of them has to leave early to tend to his ill wife, and the other enjoys his night drinking and making small talk with new friends PS: the one above was wrong sorry :(

Person 1: I'm really sleepy. Person 2: Then go to sleep.

Did you hear the joke about the man and the serial killer? Neither did the man since he was stabbed repeatedly and thrown into the bottom of a lake.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. YO YO YO I F U C K YOU ALL!

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

A ginger man ascends to heaven and reaches the pearly gates, seconds later he wakes up in a hospital bed and realizes it was merely a near death hallucination and God isn't real.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

there are three types of people in this world, those who can't count, and those who can. STFU, you corny loser

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is nonsentient, generally heavier and not necessarily light-dark brown colored, whereas the black man is fully capable of thinking and usually has dark toned skin.

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

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