- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

Your such a whore, you most likely cut your own clothes so people will see more of your body that they find physically attractive and make a partner for sex easier to obtain

Is that a gun? Or are you forcing your boner into my back? Or is it something completely different that shares the physical characteristics of guns and boners?

Roses are grey. Violets are a different shade of grey. Let's go chase cars. -Dog

why did the baby fall down the steps? Because there was big earth quake that blocked his parents on the other side of the house, therefor leaving no one capable of getting to him befor falling

I road a horse to school. My friend stabbed it with a Javelin and screamed.... The horse was his Dad

What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

Justin Bieber

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

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