- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

Life is confusing. Really how so? He just walked up to me five minutes ago with a pair of socks taped on both sides of his face saying humanity is screwed and ran off after peeing on my carpet.

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

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