- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

Knock, Knock... Whose there? panther panther who? panth-er no panths im goin' swimmin'

Knock Knock! Who is there? Me. Let me in. Oh, okay, Come in.

This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

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Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

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