- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

Why didn't gram-pa give his grandson a Birthday present? Because he had Alzheimer's and forgot about him.

What starts with 'd' and ends in 'ick'? dick -XH

AntiJoke will not let me type this so I will add some spaces. N I G G E R.

How do you make a person dissapear? You can't that would break the laws of physics, so therefore rendered impossibe.

Where does Mario go after you finish the game? Drug rehab.

a pan of muffins comes out of the oven one muffin says "hey im really burnt" another muffin says "oh my gosh! a talking muffin!"

the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

Guess whats in my hand. Can you guess? A gun. Bam bam, you're dead. Haha

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

Did you hear the joke about the man and the serial killer? Neither did the man since he was stabbed repeatedly and thrown into the bottom of a lake.

If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

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