- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

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What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

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