Why did the chicken cross the road? it was wandering and had no idea wht it was doing because it has very little mental capacity whatsoever

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What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

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A man says to his doctor, "doctor, doctor, I think I have a split personality." The doctor responds, "That makes 4 of us."

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

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Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

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Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

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What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

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What was the weather like at the rap concert?there was a lil wayne.I DID A FUNNY! !!

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A very nervous looking black man walks into a bar full of white people, however, the white people are accepting of all races, so they invite him to sit next to them.

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What do you say to a homeless man sat in a train station? That there is a homeless shelter around the corner.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: She was going to speek at a PETA meeting about the cruel conditions of chicken farms. I hit her with my car

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Your momma is so fat, she has her own gravitational pull.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? If you look closely, it's not a chicken, it's a man wearing a costume. He's going to a halloween party with some friends. Sally was not invited.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

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Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

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What did the elderly lady say to the man? You still have not repaid my services

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Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

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Yo mamma is so ugly, but your father was willing to look past that. They fell in love and you were born about a year after they got married.

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There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour. Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man cry." "No, it's not that. This day is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I go late to my office. My boss, outrageous, fires me. When I leave the building, to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police said that they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home, and when I leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just drives away." "I go home, and when I get there, I find my wife in bed with the gardener. I leave home, and come to this bar. And just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison."

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What is worse than Jerry Sanduski? Nothing

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Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

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what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

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