What did the Orange say to the Apple? Hi

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" Then the horse left because that question is racist to horses.

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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Did you hear about the guy who had his head chopped off? He's dead.

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Why did you chicken cross the road? C u n t.

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What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or word combinations that begin with "F" and end in "uck," such as fat duck, so you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

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whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? everything! dead monkeys are awesome

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A blind man walks into a bar... He tragicly attracts aids and dies as the bar is shut down for health purposes

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

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Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

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what happened to those kids sandusky raped? who cares

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Why couldn`t Sally open the jar? Because she did not have thumbs.

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Why did the man have sex with other men? Because he was homosexual.

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Why did the jew save his money? Because his wife has cancer and the radiation treatments are very expensive.

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Three explorers are walking through the jungle when they are suddenly captured by a group of cannibals, the cannibals, going through years of culture and hereditary custom, kill the explorers, skin their bodies, chop them to pieces and cook their flesh, finally they eat it giving them a prosperous feast while the rest of the world is unaware of whatever happened in that jungle.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car because he was depressed and contemplating suicide.

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awkies when jamie and jacob hook up, and u have to tell the dog..i maen danni that this has been going on for 2 months

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-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

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What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I am a bitch, and so are you!

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Why did Valter fall of the swing? Because he didn't have any arms Knock knock Whos there? Not valter

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What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

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Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

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Anti Joke

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