- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you mix bath salts, marijiuana, and crack cocaine and proceed to inject it into your body in some manner? You have one of the biggest trips of your life in which it will ware off and you will proceed with your life

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? A: I'm sorry. I was raised in an abusive home and I never learned how to properly express my emotions. I'm going to seek professional counseling but in the meantime we should end our relationship for your safety.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a person and one is a pizza.

I'm not gay (phrase) - A phrase commonly used by straight men.

Haikus are useful Actually they are not.... ....I am so sorry

whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

A husband and wife just had a baby, and he came out black.

No, we are all different, none of us are the same, you however, have no match, your ability to think influence and inspire even today, is unmatched. It is he who is unmatched, who stands alone.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

Why didn't Steve finish his homework? He didn't want to.

What did little Timmy do in the Library? Read

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

wat is osama bin ladin's favorite sport grenade catch

Q: What did Nala say to Simba during the stampede? A: Nothing. She was nowhere to be found during that scene.

How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

hi, my name is zack, i have a boner from the girl to my right(;

Why did the chicken cross the road?? So he could tell me to tell this joke to everybody and therefore prevent the universe from exploding

Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

What did the comedian say when he fell off the cliff? Nothing; dead beings are incapable of performing actions.

Why couldn't the convicted felonist get back to America? He was in Antarctica and accidentally licked a flagpole.

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

What do you call a white person? Caucasian

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