What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

9/11 my birthday

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

Why did the old man throw the clock out the window? Because he didn't want to go to a store that could repair it, so then he thought that it was better off on his yard where it could compost.

Is that a gun? Or are you forcing your boner into my back? Or is it something completely different that shares the physical characteristics of guns and boners?

Your such a whore, you most likely cut your own clothes so people will see more of your body that they find physically attractive and make a partner for sex easier to obtain

A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

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