- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

What did Steven Hawking get for christmas? A bike.

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

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What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

What's orange and fluffy? Orange Fluff

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs going down a mountain? A: As good as dead.

What did the black guy say when he failed his math test? Crap, I failed my math test!

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

Fat? Jesse Z

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