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I used to be able to walk, but then I took an arrow to the knee. It tore my acl and shattered my kneecap.

A Fairly ghetto African-American male and a Korean Merchant pass each other on the streets of L.A. two weeks after the Rodney King riots, what happens? The merchant nods his head to say hello to the African-American and the African-American male does the same and they both live out sucessful lives. By the way the African-American just got accepted to Harvard on a scholarship program.

roses are red,violets are blue,faces like yours belong in a zoo,but don't worry i'll be there to,not in a cage but laughing at you!

A man walks into a bar with a monkey, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mom's a whore.

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bucket of poop. The Mexican is a human the bucket of poop is an object filled bodily wastes.

why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

What did the two Japanese men say to each other? I have no idea I don't speak Japanese

What did the black person use to peel a banana? His hands.

So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

a man walks into a bar... he was then shot to death because he was a slave in the early 1800s

Why was the kid crying Cuz there was a frog stapled to his head

Q: Why Did The Family Eat Olive Garden For Dinner A: Because it was a simple way to please everyone but letting them choose their own meal

yo mama is so fat she broke a branch off the family tree

Why was Frankenstein green? Because he painted himself green. Frankenstein is the scientist, not the monster.

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

Why couldn't the young girl play outside with her friends? She was bed ridden with terminal cancer.

A dog was driving his car down the road right? Wrong dogs can't drive cars

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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