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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

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So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? no... Well, It's really nice. :)

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

I have read and agreed to the terms of service

What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

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