What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

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What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

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What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

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Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

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What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

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Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

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Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

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i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

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Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

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A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

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Q: why did the dog fall down the stairs? A: Because I pushed him down.

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When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

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What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

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Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

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HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

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What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

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I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

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Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

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Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

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why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

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hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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