- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

What do you do when you see a hot girl in your bed

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

I have a little dog. She likes being tossed high into the air. I need a new little dog as the last one was caught by a gust carrying here over the sound-dividing highway wall and dropped into traffic.

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

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