- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Think of a number 1-10 Now add 39 Divide that by 20 Subtract two Now close your eyes.. Dark isn't it?

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

Out of Jill, Jason, Jesse, Jane and Harold, which one is the odd one out? Jason, because he only has one arm.

Stop driving smart cars you fags

You wanna hear a joke? Your dick.

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

who would win in a gang battle? WEST COAST SWAG

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

Peas

Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Knock Knock! Whos There? Little boy blew! Little boy blew who? Micheal Jackson....

What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

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