Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

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What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

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I was typing a new book today (literature wild west, and I realized I had been writing the same shit over and over again for eight hours and was dead tired when It went so..) Welcome to the wild west, guns! Hayballs! MONSTER TRUCKS! And then I kinda thought to myself... Is it just me or am I trying a bit too hard? So guys? What do you think, am I trying a bit too hard here? Funny story, I am tired and drank lots of coffee, so I am holding back in order to not try so hard... Not trying hard enough to hold back? I am asking you! WHY? BECAUSE YOUR ANSWER DOES NOT MATTER! ARE WE GAME?

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

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When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

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Knock Knock Who's there? The holocaust

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Scenario - Two astronauts are kayaking down the Sahara dessert. Question - How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse? Answer - Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

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What do Robbers Get for Christmas? Other peoples things.

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what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

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Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

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How many people are in the world? More than one. -David Papile

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Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

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Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

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AND THE GAME BEGINS ANEW!

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Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

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What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

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on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

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What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

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who's specky and stinks of shit? josh moran

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

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Why was the black man killed? He committed a serious crime and was issued the death penalty.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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