Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

What's the difference between a Jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your balls with a Jew.

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

Koolaid is red, Poweraid is blue, Gatorade is yellow, My urine is brown... looks like i have a bladder infection.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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