whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man i a gorilla suit with a banana.

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

Q:How can you tell an asian has just robbed your home? A: You took the necessary precautions to purchase a very high quality security system and you caught the whole thing on tape, and the man was arrested.

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

Q:Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an honest lawyer and an old drunk are walking down the street together when they simultaneously spot a hundred dollar bill. Who gets it? A:The old drunk, of course; the other three are mythological creatures.

So a penguin walks into a bar. Penguin's have been affected by global warming so much that they decide to drink away as they near their final hours.

What do you call thousands of people running through london? The marathon

Robin get in the batmobile!

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