My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

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Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have five fingers The third one's for you

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A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

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Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

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A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

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My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

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What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

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What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

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LO LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOPLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOO O O O O O O OLO LOL OL O LO LO LO L OL Wasted your time didn't I -All the lol post are by me, LOL GUY.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

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What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

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What's worse than a broke pencil TWO broken pencilz

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When life throws knives at you, run away.

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E M I L Y L Y N C H B I L L I E J E A N L A R K I N YEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

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whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

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Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

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Which does does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

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Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

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ERROR 3045: This joke has gone bankrupt and Is laying in the hospital//:: THE CAUSE: OBAMA CARE

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Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

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