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What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

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Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

I have a really funny joke.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

What do you say to a whore with two black guys? How much an hour?

The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

knock knock whos there the game i lost the game

Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? He tried to cross the road.

How do you confuse your algebra teacher? Tell her to prove that she exists.

A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

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What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

I have a really funny joke.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

What do you say to a whore with two black guys? How much an hour?

The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

knock knock whos there the game __i lost the game__

Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? He tried to cross the road.

How do you confuse your algebra teacher? Tell her to prove that she exists.

A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

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