A ginger, a brunette and a blonde all go to the store. They are checking out and the ginger says to the blonde, "Why did you get that cereal instead of the one on sale?" And the blonde says "Because I have a membership card that gave me a discount on this cereal." The ginger gets out of line to return her cereal because she remembers she too has a membership card. And then the brunette pulls out a gun and shoots them all because she has depression and needs psychiatric help.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

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A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

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Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

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What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Insurance. Insurance who? I'm sorry, sir; we can't fix your liver because you don't have any insurance.

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a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

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dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

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Knock knock Fuck off!

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What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

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A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

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Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

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Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

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asians have slitted eyes lol

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What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

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This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

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What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

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kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

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