I don't want to share my name yet if that is okay, I mean I have not seen you, but you have seen me just saying. Tell me how old you are first, I am 26, or 27, being more or less an orphan since birth details like that kinda lose themselves. And no, its not Eliza, I will wait for you here if you do not mind, there are still people that have thought I am Nero all this while, that`s what worries me, I doubt I can convince them I am chatting with myself this time around.

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Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

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How many ADD kids does it take to screw...

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Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

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So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

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whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

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a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

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Quarters look shiny, Brass beats Copper, Dish is better, So enjoy the hopper. DIrect TV, is forever alone. Kinda like you, when your on your phone!

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why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

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Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

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A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

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Three Lawyers are walking, one falls down, gets up and continues walking

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A family of five sit on a bench, the bench falls the family die.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

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Gustavo Andrade

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For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

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Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

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Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

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What do you call a deer with one eye? Nothing. The deer was transported to a specialist animal hospital and now has two working eyes, eliminating the purpose of this joke. We apologise for wasting your time.

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Q: Why was the man eating his foot? A: Because he was a part of the circus.

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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A Mexican, Asian, and a black guy are on a bridge, the Mexican says there is too much rice and throws some off the bridge, the Asian says there are too many burritos and throw some off the bridge, the Black says there are too many candles in his house and throws his car off the bridge. Everyone was happy and left besides the Black because he threw his car off.

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Anti Joke

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