- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? I just said it was Steve

What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

Roses are red violets are blue monkeys like you belong in the zoo but don't be afraid I'll be there to that in the cage but laughing at you

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

What did the old man get for Christmas? He forgot because he has alzheimer's

Three men on a journey stop at a farm and ask the farmer if they might be allowed to stay the night. The farmer consents upon one condition: that the visitors not lay a hand on his daughter. The men respected the farmers wishes and left in the morning.

Some of these jokes are funny, others are sad.

Your moms so fat, she needed repruductive surgury.

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

You know what makes me sick? Bacteria

What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

Ross.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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