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Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

nathan your cats dead now...well hopefully

What do you call a deer with one eye? Nothing. The deer was transported to a specialist animal hospital and now has two working eyes, eliminating the purpose of this joke. We apologise for wasting your time.

Where was the black child's dad? At work. He'll be back around 6:30

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What did the Apple Tree say to the Oak Tree? Nothing.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

why wasnt johnny in math class?....he slipped and cracked his skull on his way there, he is now recovering at the hospital

If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

A penguin is driving through the desert when his car breaks down. He has it towed to a service station in the nearest town to be repaired. The mechanic tells him that it may be a while so he might want to take a stroll around town, find something to do for a while and check back a little later for an update. The penguin decides that as it is so hot in the desert town, and he is accustomed to a much cooler climate, he might enjoy a bit of ice cream. He walks to the local ice cream parlor, orders a large vanilla cone, and proceeds to devour the treat in a flash, covering himself in ice cream in the process. He has ice cream on his flippers, his face, and all down his stomach; he is virtually covered in the white, sticky goo. Upon returning to the service station to check in on the mechanic and his car, the mechanic say to him, "Well, it looks like the seal on your head gasket leaked, the transmission is shot, and you appear to be covered in ice cream." To which the penguin replies, "Yes, I have made quite the mess of myself. Today just isn't my day."

What would Chuck Norris do if you insulted him? Nothing. He probably doesn't have time for such foolishness.

- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [BANG!] [L]

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you so much That is a an example of the 2nd person and the identification of plants and their colors

What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

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