The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The chicken"

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I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

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Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

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Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

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Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

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What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

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there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

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Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

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A Stoner sees a bag of chips.

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What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

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whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

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Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

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how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

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Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

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A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

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What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

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whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

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A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

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A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

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how do you make a cat get out of a tree you shot it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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