- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

Q. Why was little Timmy crying? A. Because his sister died of cancer.

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

Q. What do you get when you mix eggs, mashed potatoes and salt? A. A pretty good batter for mashed potato pancakes.

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

Two men walk into a bar The first man says to the bartender: 'Can I have a glass of H2O?' The second man says: 'Can I have a glass of H2O too?' The Bartender gives them both glasses of water because he is not irresponsible to serve hydrogen peroxide in his bar.

What did helen keller say when she saw a talking horse? nothing. because she didn't see the horse and they also cannot talk.

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

What do you get when you run from Long Island to New Mexico? Tired.

How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

Whats green and has wheels? A green car.

What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

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