- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why should you never eat a jellyfish on a Wednesday? Because it will sting you with its poison.

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

Does an albino chameleon turn different shades of white?

What did the dog do in the phone booth? Nothing, as dog do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grip objects. The previous user must have left the door open and the dog walked in, only to leave a few moments later.

Why did the old man throw the clock out the window? Because he didn't want to go to a store that could repair it, so then he thought that it was better off on his yard where it could compost.

Faithful men.

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

HOW MANY CRACK-HEADS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? NONE, THERE AIN'T NO ELECTRICITY IN THE CRACKHOUSE!!!

whats sad about 4 black people in a cadalic fallign over a cliff? it wasnt there car

How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

A man is sitting on his couch. The lights go out and his TV begins to float away. He breaks down into tears believing he has been cursed for a crime he commited earlier.

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

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