Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

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What is the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue.

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Why did the fish but the house Because it wanted to eat the house

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Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

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What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

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In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

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A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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A man bought a white van, He later brutally molested a small boy.

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Why was the black man eating fried chicken and watermelon? He was at home

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God is real.

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why couldn't the girl make her bed? she is homeless.

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What did the black person say to the other black person? Im really white, I just want to fell what its like to be black.

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Why can cats jump so high? Cats leg muscles are different then ours. They work kind of like springs that build up energy and then release suddenly. Its kind of like a budgie cord. This gives them the ability to jump so high. If humans were built the same way, they could easily jump up on a one-story roof.

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what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

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An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

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Want to burn 3000 calories in under 5 MINUTES? Take a store bought pizza and put it in the over for as long as you want. Just watch the calories burn away in a puff of smoke!

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What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

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What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

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A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

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How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

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Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

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what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

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Two horses were in a field. One said "this is a good place to hide". The other said, "well, let's hope they don't Findus here!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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