What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

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Whats the difference between a jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a stove or firepit while jews are functioning members of society.

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How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

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Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

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Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

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lol

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A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

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what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

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Knock knock. Who's there? Never mind that. I have a gun and your child. Come out with all your valuables and he won't get hurt.

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What's worse than getting no up-votes on an anti-joke? Getting down votes

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BRANDON LUI ROCKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why did the Mexican steal a pack of tortillas? To feed his family. He didn't have the necessary funds to pay for it.

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Q: If Ann has 5 apples and she gives Michael 2 apples, and then Jason comes and rapes Ann. How many apples does Ann have left? R: Who the hell cares, she needs to go to the police.

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Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

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A man walks into a boar. The tusked beast accepts his apology.

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awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

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This person shaved their head to gain attention. A klansman.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Joe Barkley. Joe Barkley who? ...

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU..

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Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

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A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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A dog walks up to a puddle of pee and he starts to smell it

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