- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has feet, but no legs? An alien.

A thief stole a calendar. Later, feeling guilty, he returned it to its owner, admitted his misconduct, and went to a local minimart to purchase his own.

person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer

Your momma's so fat that she can't pass through some turnstiles and needs go through some other way with people staring and feel sad about it.

Why was the black guy homeless? because he has been affected severely by the credit crunch, been made redundant and had his home repossessed

Lucy laughed at the joke. Then realised she had gangrene.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Jane: The house is supposedly worth $ 6 million Jack: No way! The figure is made up.

What did one dolphin say to the other after watching a banana dance with an afro. My pancreas was replaced with a mango.

What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice tits

A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

I like my coffe like my women Without a Penis

how come jenny could not fall asleep? their was a man standing outside her window holding a knife

I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

Yeah, I know too, its as if "Omg he has not replied in 5 seconds something must be wrong", sorry about that. Not endorphin person? That cannot be too good.

What's worse than carrying a heavy suitcase? Poisoning children.

why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

What do you get when you cross a Chinese man with a dog? A happy Chinese man and a pile of dog bones.

Q: Buttsex? A: Butsex!

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

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