Whats worse than getting an eye gouged out? Getting both eyes gouged out?

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What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

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What do you call someone who explores wild cave systems? A spelunker.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

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What do Jews and gays have in common? They both would have been killed during the Holocaust.

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So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

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What did the unicorn eat for a snack? Nothing. Unicorns are a majestic fiction animal.

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How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

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Why couldn't the blonde do her homework? She had no fingers.

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There are three guys on an airplane, a Korean, a Mexican, and an American. The pilot comes on the speaker and syays,"The plane is to heavy, throw out the thing you have most in your country." The Korean throws out an AK-47 and says,"We have to many of these in our country." The Mexican throws out a taco and says,"We have to many of these in our country." The American throws out the Mexican and says,"We have to many of these in our country."

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Cripples are lame.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

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why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

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Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

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what's white and bumpy? Milk. But it's not bumpy.

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What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

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Chuck Norris doesn't just have a chin underneath his beard. He also has part of his neck underneath his beard.

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What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

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A guy named M.C. walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "wheres the food?" The bartender says, " its in your stomach."

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Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

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A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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