Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

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Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

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whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

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So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

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What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

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Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

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When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

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What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

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What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

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A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

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What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

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Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

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I don't have a girlfriend but I do know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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There was a girl that got on the bus . The bus started moving as soon as sat . The bus driver looked up at the window and saw the girl coming closer . Every time she came closer , the more he looked , the girls nose kept on bleeding more and more . When the girl was right next to the bus driver , he started to shudder in fear looking forward , knowing that she is there . When he looks to his right , the girl looked at him , then looked at the window . And started to pick her nose .

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Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

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whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

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If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

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why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

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What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

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When life gives you Pure Filtered Water, Sweeteners (High Fructose Corn Syrup, Sugar), Lemon Juice from Concentrate, Less Than 0.5% of Each: Natural Flavors, Citric Acid (Provides Tartness), Modified Cornstarch, Glycerol Ester of Wood Rosin, Sodium Hexametaphosphate and Sodium Benzoate and Potassium Sorbate and Edta (to Protect Taste), Red 40 Make Lemonade.

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One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

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What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

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How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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