What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

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Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

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why was the tricycle lonely? the mom back over the kid in the driveway.

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why did the baby fall down the steps? Because there was big earth quake that blocked his parents on the other side of the house, therefor leaving no one capable of getting to him befor falling

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there r three guys on a bridge. They r chinese,mexican,&american. They each have a bottle of beer. The chinese dude says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. Then the mexican says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. The american takes a drink of his and sets it down he looks at the mexican and says I have enough of these in my country and throws the mexican over the bridge.

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why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

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Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

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I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

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What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

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i saw amango it splootered

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A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

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I road a horse to school. My friend stabbed it with a Javelin and screamed.... The horse was his Dad

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

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What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

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What do you do if you see a cat crossing the street? Hit it of course!

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Q. If you're paddling up river and you lose three tires, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? A. Purple because ice cream has no bones.

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What's 9+10? 19

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A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

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Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

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What's brown, sticky, green, yellow, and orange that rides a unicycle? I have no clue, that's why I asked.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

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if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

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Roses are red Violets are blue classic

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Anti Joke

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