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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? Nothing. He won't get them for the rest of his life.

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

Who is big and stupid My brother

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

So a guy walks up to a gay guy and says: "You are a fag." The gay guy says: "That is very offensive, you jerk." So the guy says: "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know what it meant" and the gay guy says: "I accept your apology." Then the gay guy crosses the street and gets hit by a bus

What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

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