- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

why was the tricycle lonely? the mom back over the kid in the driveway.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

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