- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

A man is sitting on his couch. The lights go out and his TV begins to float away. He breaks down into tears believing he has been cursed for a crime he commited earlier.

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

Knock knock. Who's there? FedEx. FedEx who? Just kidding, it's hookers.

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 8,9,10, and 11 along with their families.

Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

What did the pepperoni say to the pepper We are both tacos

So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

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