Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

What did the furry tweet when he went to a furry convention? A: I'm at a furry convention

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

What did the judge say to the criminal? I sentence you to a life time of solitary confinement.

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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