- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you stop santa from laughing? snap his neck.

How do you make an emo kid cry? He already is.

How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

What do you call it when a dead man has his wallet stolen? Rob Zombie.

Wanna hear a joke? no

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jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

How do you cut the sea in half? You can't. There are an odd amount of letters. You would have to jeopardize the "e", but then it would no longer be "sea".

What is green, red, and goes 70 mph? A frog in a blender

Persond A: A guy blows himself and his family up with a hand grenade Person B: HEY!!! Thats not funny thats how my family died

What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

What do you call a black elephant? An elephant.

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

A man and a cucumber walk into a bar. They sit three seats away from each other and intermediately give nervous looks to one another. Finally the man stands up and declares "I hate bar jokes" and walks out.

Why does mcguigan get made fun of ? Because he is gay with Jack Walsh

Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

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