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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware River? Men, to the boats.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

What do you call a black man? A person

What's brown and sticky? A stick

Q: Why did the girl fell from the swing? A: Because she had no arms.

Q: Why did the man get stabbed? A: I don't know.

Hey i heard You were a wierd kid ooooooooooalskdfjaslkdfj

What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

Blonde: Hey, what does "Idk" mean? Blonde's friend: "I don't know" Blonde: Thank you for telling me, that has been bothering me for quite some time now.

All Bin Laden wanted was peace on earth and good will toward men.

A Asian man with a boner runs and hits the wall... He beaks his nose.

I'm sorry sally your grandmother is dead. LOL _ grandpa Laugh out loud!. I can't belive you. I thought it meant lots of love Grandpa-ha funny mistake though right?

What does a black man love more than anything? His family you racist c u n t.

I like my coffee the way I like Christina Aguilera - I don't.

Why did William commit suicide? Because his grandmother had recently died of terminal cancer. His mother left him on the front step when he was two, and moved to Tennessee with her baby daddy.

How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

Did you hear the one about the kid that farted in class? Cool.

A black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar they sit down and happily have a drink CHEESE ON TOAST

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What do you do when you go downstairs in the middle of the night and see your VCR floating in the middle of the living room? Run and cower in fear in this seemingly impossible situation.

What's black,white, and red all over? Nothing, because if it is completely covered in red then it can only be red.

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