- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you make a boy cry you cut out his eyes

Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

Why is the Mexican a gardener? He has a mental disability that makes him unable to do more than a simple task.

My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

Why was the cat unable to drink its milk? He was stapled to the wall

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

Is your refrigerator running? No.

Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

What was so funny about my sister getting raped? Nothing, there's never anything funny about someone getting raped, especially when it is a close friend or family member

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

It is better to have loved and lost, Than to have fallen, bleeding, into shark-infested waters.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

Why do dogs chase squirrels? Beacuse dogs have very low attention spands and also chase cars and cats.

Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

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