A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

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One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

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why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

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What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

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WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

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I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

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Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

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Yeah I am sure nobody understood that one... Just be careful in the future. Besides you are supposed to link your "Moral" to the Solvemedia, I suggest you do not post, until you understand things further, I only suggest, but you know that if you become exposed or a threat towards outstanding forces, you become a threat to us all, to our and your fundation, this will not be tolerated unless your desire is to destroy your on fundation, if so, you risk that the desire of the entire fundation, is to destroy you, something which I of course will allow, as I am the leader, not the boss, I do not create nor enforce rules, only guidelines. Moral the friendly neighborhood R*pist: "being new, is no excuse to risk exposing shadows to the light"

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I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

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A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

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What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

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A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

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Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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If life gives you lemons, You have a problem and you might need medicine.

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Roses are red violets are blue tulips are purple/pink

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some magicians can walk on water, Chuck norris can swim in water, faster than the average man.

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what did the bus driver say to the black man when he got on the bus? nothing, carl has become very anti-social since his brother died

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Two men were patients at a mental institution. One was named Dave, the other named John. Dave very quietly said, "Hello, my name is Dave, and I have a violent form of phonophobia, so please do not-" "DICK!" Dave promptly strangled John. John had Tourettes Syndrome.

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Want to know how the dyslexic man with no left arm and no left leg? All left

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What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

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What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

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How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

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I will create more jobs for americans

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