- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

Knock knock It's open, come in

Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

Why didn't Sammy Robertson make the world series catch to win the series in 1977? Because Sam, like many many discouraged teens in America, didn't follow his life long dream and later became a janitor at his hometown middle-school.

Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met you

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

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