did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

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What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

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Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

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Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

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What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

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Why was Michael Jackson so bad at dancing? Because he had a broken leg.

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knock knock who's there? F uck F uck who? F uck off

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There was a blonde, brunette and red head driving in a car. The car breaks down so the three of them decide to walk. So the red head takes water bottles, the brunette takes food and the blonde took the car. The red head asked the brunette why she was taking the food, the brunette said "incase i get hungry i can eat" then the brunette asked the red head why she brought water the red head said "incase i get thirsty i can have a drink. Then the brunette asked the blonde why she brought the car the blonde said "to drive home".

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What's 1+1? 69.

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What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

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Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

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Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

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What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

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Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

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What do you call a fat man who can turn slim? I don't know

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Hello.

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So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

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What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

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Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

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How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

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What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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