- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

what do you call a door made of steel? a steel door

What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

I am quite mature.

A black man walks out of a police station

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

What is a gremlin's favorite snack? Gremlins aren't real.

What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

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