Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

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What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

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Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

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Why couldn't the mexican make a taco? He died.

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Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

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Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

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What do you call a black man with a gun? Officer.

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For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

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How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

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whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

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Pain Olympics.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

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Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

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There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

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Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

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Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

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If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

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did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

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Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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