- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

An man was tested positive for HIV. He then called his girlfriend and told her she should get tested.

How do you get Sally of the swing? Throw a clown at her.

Q. How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A. That obviously depends on the size of the bathtub and each individual infant.

Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar and order two beers

Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

A stand-up comedian quits his job. He has social anxiety and can't stand the pressure.

Charlie, Charlie the drunk guinea pig! OUR BEST FRIEND!!! Angel Charlie: I'm already dead yah poof!!! Butt cancer killed me.....

A kid walks into a bar. He leaves wasted.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

Q. Why do televisions come with clickers A. So you don't have to get up to change the channel

why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

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