Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

Someone: I like my coffee like I like my men Someone else: Black? Someone: No, tied up, shoved in a burlap sack, and dragged through the mountains.

whats black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down a hill whats black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

why was the little boy crying? He had dead mice shoved up his asshole.

what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

Person 1: Why does food from Subway taste so good? Person 2: I don't know, why? Person 1: Because their ingredients are fresh. Person 2: Um, OK? Person 1: Yeah, it's all under 18. Person 2: Shit...

What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

Your mother is so fat that occasionally she'll have more than one serving of preserves on her toast in the morning

A- 2 jews walk in a bar..what happed? B- they died 35 years later from skin cancer

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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