Roses are red. Violets are violet.

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Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

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what happened to the boy who got hit by a truck he went to the hospitel

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Cheese on toes

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Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

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Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

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what is yellow and burns? -a fire

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Yo momma's so old, she lives in a nursing home and is on various medications that she needs to take to stay in optimum health.

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Know what's worst than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Obama

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What's the difference bettween the holocaust and a bee, 6 million jews died during the holocaust. Bees make honey.

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This person shaved their head to gain attention. A klansman.

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why wouldn't the man's car work? because it was broken.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A comment saying "I don't think that's an anti-joke"

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How do you make a blonde go 'ewwwww'? Hand her a moose placenta.

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What did casey anthony say when the ruled her as not guilty? "yay"

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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What do you call a jewish person at a construction site? A builder

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue No they're not They're purple

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Why did the piano explode? Beacause someone planted an explosive inside of it.

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You know what rhymes with sloth? Rape.

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Person 1: What do you get when you cross a cow and your mom? Person 2: What? Person 1: A cow that looks like your mom

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Some people are like Slinkies: they don't work as well as they say they will and you'll get bored of them quickly.

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What's big, black, and impossible to swallow? A parking lot. Among many other things.

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a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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