What do you do when you go downstairs in the middle of the night and see your VCR floating in the middle of the living room? Run and cower in fear in this seemingly impossible situation.

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A black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar they sit down and happily have a drink CHEESE ON TOAST

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Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens, this is probably similar to other countries in similar situations such as middle eastern, eastern european, and latin and south america. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

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What is the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family

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Do you know what Stevie Wonder's house looks like? No. Well, neither does he.

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here's my two cents worth! *hands you two pennies , entire life savings*

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I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

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What's the difference between a pair of slippers and a pair of dead babies? Essentially nothing.

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

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Q: What do you call a white man with 5 black men? A: A friendly white man. Q: What do you call a white man with a hundred black man? A: A tourist in Kenya.

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Two trains, each having a speed of 30km/h, are headed at each other on the same straight track. A bird that can fly 60km/h flies off the front of one train when they are 60km apart and heads directly for the other train. After reaching the other train, the bird flies directly back to the first train, and so forth. What is the total distance the bird travels before the train collide? Who cares about the bird if two trains are going to collide? You need to call this in immediately.

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Moon: The sun shines bright like a virgin. He must be high..

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why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

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How many new born babies does it take to cover the wall? Depends on how hard you throw'em

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My friend harris is fat.

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What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

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like if your cool

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Why did the man run over Suzy? He was a serial killer

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You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

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my mind's eye?

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Knock knock? Who is there? Nobody. Those were noises coming from your head.

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A Finn, a Swede and A Norwegian went to an island. The Norwegian shot them all.

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"What happened to John after he got drunk 12 years ago"- police "I don't really don't know that question"- John Jr.

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