- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

Why didn't the lawyer submit the car accident he endured to his local courthouse? He was dying of internal brain damage from the shards of glass lodged in his brain from flying through the windshield.

Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?? The WheelChair

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

9/11 my birthday

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

Knock, Knock... Whose there? panther panther who? panth-er no panths im goin' swimmin'

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

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