moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

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How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

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whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

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why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

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What did your Little brother get for Christmas? Lice.

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Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

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What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

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roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

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Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

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Myth: Everyone but redheads has a soul. Fact: No one has a soul.

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What did one computer say to the other? 01001111 01100010 01110110 01101001 01101111 01110101 01110011 0100000 01100010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001 0100000 01101001 01110011 0100000 01101111 01100010 01110110 01101001 01101111 01110101 01110011

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why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

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what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

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Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

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What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

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Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What did the boy reading a book do?  Well, studies show that reading connects the synapses in the human brain, thus, making said boy reading the book a tad bit smarter.

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Why was the black guy homeless? because he has been affected severely by the credit crunch, been made redundant and had his home repossessed

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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