- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

nathan your cats dead now...well hopefully

Where was the black child's dad? At work. He'll be back around 6:30

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [BANG!] [L]

What would Chuck Norris do if you insulted him? Nothing. He probably doesn't have time for such foolishness.

If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

How many lesbians did Tiger Woods bang? None, his standards are much higher than that

Richard Gere has a girlfriend called Goldie

A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.. A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: Not Sally

A man bought a white van, He later brutally molested a small boy.

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

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