- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? No one knows.

Who let the dogs out? The dog's owner.

Why did the pedophile cross the road? To molest a child.

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

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