Why did two girls need one cup? they didnt feel like washing an extra dish to drink their coca cola

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An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

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A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

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Hello

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Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

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what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

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quiz is to quizzicle as test is to test___.

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1-"What's the worst thing about a joke?" 2-"The stupid punchlines at the end" 1-"No-- when someone dies and can't live to tell it..." (laughter) 3-"What joke you guys laughing at." 2-"None of you're business" 3-"Damn I really wanted to know" 1-"Didn't we all."

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What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

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My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

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What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

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Q: Why did the man eat the banana? A: Cuz he was hungry!

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What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

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Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

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Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

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What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

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Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

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I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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