- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the average man say the the bird? HOODINI

How many mentally challenged beings does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well one couldn't do it so adding more to the equation will only make it worse sir.

why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

Knock Knock.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

Why did two girls need one cup? they didnt feel like washing an extra dish to drink their coca cola

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

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