- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

Why does mcguigan get made fun of ? Because he is gay with Jack Walsh

Roses are blue Violets are red Sugar are you And so is sweet

Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

Nero, sure you are okay?

why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

The 80's called. They need their couch back.

If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris now has $10.

what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

What did the dog do in the phone booth? Nothing, as dog do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grip objects. The previous user must have left the door open and the dog walked in, only to leave a few moments later.

A Priest a Rabbi and a duck walk into a bar. The rest of the patrons continue to drink until the situation seems less strange.

Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

What's the diffrence between a hockey puck, and an african child? They're both black, but usualy african children aren't round!

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