- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when a star exploded? It killed billions of other sentient beings.

what do you call cheese thats not yours? stolen, your under arrest

A black duck walks into a bar. Duck: "I'll have a beer." Bartender: " How you paying for that?" Duck: "Put it on the tax payers."

What would happen if Obama got reelected? The economy would turn to shit.

what did old retarded autistic ginger kid get for his birthday? i dont know thats why i asked

What's sad about a guy jumping off a cliff? The cliff.

Yo mommas teeth are so yellow that.....I reccomend she see a dentist.

Why can't Michel Jackson play chess? He's dead

like most people my age. im 27

What's John Lennon doing these days? Decomposing.

a girl had just gotten dumped by her boyfriend over a text message. she got very sad and became suicidal

Why is the sky blue? You like men.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

what did the man with Alzheimer's say to his son? who are you!?

My neighbours found out this morning that I'm a serial killer. Knock knock [L]

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

tiger woods played golf against peyton manning and yet tiger still cant win.

Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

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Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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