- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

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Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

womens rights

Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

Dane Cook makes a joke.

Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

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