What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

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what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

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whats 2=2? gonorrhea.

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What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

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The baby started screaming in the dead of night. It woke up his mother, but his father did not be woken by it. why? Because the father left the mother some time ago, and emigrated to Australia with a new girlfriend, who is incidentially a model, and therefore he could not have heard hs child scream whilst on the other side of the world. His new girlfriend dosen't like him.

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First the lord created light by shouti... ...Then the lord travelled back in time in order to create voice before that. The lord then said "I almost logic and everything failed at the very beginning. he corrected himself and saw it was good,

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

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why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

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How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

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What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

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How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

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What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

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What do you call a middle ages man driving a van filled with children? Coach.

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What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she wasn't a woman

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are you from Tennessee, cause i wanna rip out your throat you piece of dirt

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What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

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What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

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If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

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why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

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- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

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A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

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A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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