How do you keep the crime rate down in a black neighborhood? Blow everybody up all at one time.

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Yolo Pierre because of Etzio tickle shits faggatron and individual nut join forces to become the shit suckers

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So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

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roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

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Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

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How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

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What's sweet and tastes like candy? Candy, now get in the van.

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"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

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Why does mcguigan get made fun of ? Because he is gay with Jack Walsh

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Do you know what kind of world I dream of? Until you tell me, no I don't. How could I? I'm not telepathic, after all.

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How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

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How do rocket scientists exchange greetings? They say "hi"

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

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Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

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What did the dog do in the phone booth? Nothing, as dog do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grip objects. The previous user must have left the door open and the dog walked in, only to leave a few moments later.

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Faithful men.

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whats sad about 4 black people in a cadalic fallign over a cliff? it wasnt there car

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-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

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why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

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Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

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I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

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How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

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