- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have STD's, Now so do you!

Q: A man walked into a bar and said, "Ouch!" Why? A: The man walked into a METAL bar.

Denard Robinson

what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

Why did two girls need one cup? they didnt feel like washing an extra dish to drink their coca cola

My brother gave my mom AIDS. My mom gave my dad AIDS. My dad gave my dog AIDS. My dog gave me AIDS. I gave my sister AIDS. My sister called the police because of the wild case of AIDS.

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

My cat just died.

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