- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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my parents let me say words that start with sh and end in it. shit what else could it be

Whats worse than pulling down a girls pants and seeing a giant furry bush... finding out her vagina has teeth in it.

A red and blue penguin are taking showers. The red penguin can't find the soap so he yells down the hall to the blue penguin "Hey, where is my soap?" The blue penguin replies, "What do I look like a typewriter?"

Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

Refridgerator.

Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

All of these jokes are about white people

What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

Why did two girls need one cup? they didnt feel like washing an extra dish to drink their coca cola

How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

Fat? Jesse Z

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

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