Whats worse than pulling down a girls pants and seeing a giant furry bush... finding out her vagina has teeth in it.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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What happened to the alcoholic man that decided to never drink ever again? He died of thirst. Moral: Alcohol was the only available liquid in this twilight zone... Anti anti joke

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What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

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I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, but if the ladder is shaky, you might need another to hold it up.

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Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

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What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

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What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

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What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

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So there is the standard english class with groups of different people. You got the nerds, lads, violent ones etc. Now the kids are doing a standard pop quiz. The nerd is next to the violent kid. The violent kid asks the teacher if he can go to the toilet. Everyone is nervous as it was based from last year's work which they haven't studied for. He then stabs the nerd in the neck multiple times and finishes his test.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

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Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

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What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

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What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud…

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I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

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What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

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Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

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What do you call thousands of people running through london? The marathon

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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