- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs water skiing? An anchor

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

A rabbi walks into a bar mitzwa.

What's black and white and red all over. Nothing, that's a contradiction.

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

There once was a man from Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He then shortly died in his sleep due to heart failure at the age of 81.

what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

what did the cat say to the dog? I turded out my crap hole

Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

What is the difference between menstrual blood and sand? You can't gargle sand.

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar Was it you? No

Who is the dumbest person on the entire internet? Shortpoet-GTD

Whats gayer then dancing with the stars? Justin beiber

Q: What do you get when you mix root beer with a cloud? A: Nothing, you idiot.

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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