Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

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What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

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There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

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A black guy, a jew, and an asian walk into a bar, have a beer each, and then leave, because they have high-paying jobs and don't want to risk getting DUIs.

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Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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Why did the Germans conquer Poland so quickly? Heavy military manufacturing and Blitzkrieg battlefield tactics.

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What Did The Hobo Get For Christmas? A Welcome Home Mat.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Your parents are dead. And happy birthday!

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Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

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Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

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What did the black guy, the Mexican guy, and the Chinese guy have for lunch? A sandwich

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baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

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Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

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Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

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Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

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Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

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A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

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How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

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Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

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how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

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Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

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Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

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Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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