- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two Christians are on their way to church. They stay for prayers and have a lovely lunch.

A Jewish person had a robber in their house. Who broke in? Adolf Hitler

One day Rebecca Black was driving down the street in a brand new convertible Luckily a policeman pulled her over after observing that she was far too young to be driving a car. Underage driving is a serious offense and should not be endorsed in music videos.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke 'er face.

What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

A praying mantis is very graceful

What did the father say to his child Christmas morning? you're adopted

how did the kenyan get away from the cop He didnt he got arrested

Did you know, I have a black man in my family tree? He works for a lawn service.

Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

Como estan lo que sienta in el tarea de tomo caliente? A. Los sientos! ~ this is why nobody likes Spanish

Q: How did the black guy die? A: After a long battle with a terrible case of pneumonia he struggled to breath and died a slow and peaceful death... R.I.P. Dad

what worse than bitting into an apple and finding a worm bitting into a worm and finding an apple

Why was the girl-scout crying? I hit her in the knee with a baseball bat.

You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

How do you tell the difference between a politician and a reindeer? A politician is an employee who works under a strict firm of a government department while a reindeer is a large, grazing ungulate in the family Cervidae that is native to subarctic polar regions of North America.

What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs, who got cancer for Christmas, get for his Birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long.

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

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