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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To buy more crystal meth to fuel his addiction while his wife and children starved in the public houses.

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What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? One is a devotee of the torah, one is a delicious meal.

chuck norris once kicked a man verry hard that man proceded to lose contiosness and chuck norris was disqualified from the martial arts compatition

Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

what did the chicken say when it crossed the road? you know. chickens arent the only animal that can cross roads! why can it be why did the racoon cross the roads? because that happens more frequently!

In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

Q. what is your favorite food? A. Chicken, burritos, sandwich, rice, hot dog, turkey, duck, carrot, broccoli, eggplant, apple, blueberry, pear, raspberry, blackberry, orange, grapes fries, chips, cheese, pretzels, worms, and candy canes.

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