- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo But dont worrie ill be there Not in a cage But laughing at you

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

roses are red poo is poo

Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

Q: Why did the man eat the banana? A: Cuz he was hungry!

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

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