Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

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What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

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If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

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Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

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Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

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How are this and that alike? They aren't.

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"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

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Why is there a black president? Cause you voted for him. Thanks! Dick.

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I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

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Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

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Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

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The other day I went into the bathroom to take a poo, It was Glorious I flushed the toilet and everything.

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black people swimming

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—Conversation started today— My God, why have you forsaken me? Seen 6:00 PM

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Knock knock. Whos there. Your landlord. Your landlord who? Bitch, i'm here with your eviction notice you haven't paid rent in weeks

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Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

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guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

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Your big dick.

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What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

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Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

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Why did two girls need one cup? they didnt feel like washing an extra dish to drink their coca cola

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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