A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

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A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

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Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

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Who would win if Chuck Norris and God fought to the death? None they are both fictional.

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One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

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what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

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knock knock *opens door* WE DON'T WANT ANY!

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How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

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Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

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Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

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what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

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In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

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It takes a minute to know somebody, an hour to fall in love, but a lifetime to forget. Once, my mom forgot me at Disney World.

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There is a Asian a black guy and a white guy the black guy loves apples the white guy loves pears and the Asian loves Macaroni the white guy gets a apple the black guy gets a pear and the Asian has no lunch so the black guy kills the white guy for the apple and the Asian kills the black guy because he is hungry

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My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

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Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

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What's 9+10? 19

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Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

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What did your Little brother get for Christmas? Lice.

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A gorilla walks into a bar. It goes on a killing spree, and is promptly put down by animal control.

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Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

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Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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