- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

Whats 9 inches long, pink, and makes women scream? A miscarriage OuO

Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

What did your Little brother get for Christmas? Lice.

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

Your dad must be a drug dealer because I saw him in your kitchen snorting cocaine

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

What's brown, sticky, green, yellow, and orange that rides a unicycle? I have no clue, that's why I asked.

What do you call thousands of people running through london? The marathon

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??