Whats the difference between anti-jokes and regular jokes? A Fridge full of dead babies being thrown at a black man with no arms or legs swinging from a tree.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??? Because it was dead.....

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There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

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Woman: do u want to watch Snakes on a Plane? Man: sure, what is it about? Woman: It's about a horse on a boat

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Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

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How do you make a Muslim mad? You burn the Quran.

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What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

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Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

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How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

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This night was a stormy one, alot was destroyed, but the spirit of Little Jonny Harrison lived on with a shining light so strong it could blind some. Jonny lived in a village atop a hill. Citizens were frightened for their lives, all but Jonny. He was bullied from the age of 3 months, by his Uncle Clive, who was a Catholic Priest. Fear in the eyes of the normal residents, whilst, in Jonny's heart, there glowed a glow of pure hope and confidence, Jonny Harrison, was going into the storm. Jonny knew he could amount to something, if he really really tried. He has 6 years behind him, and a long life ahead, and he figured, what's the worst that could happen? He said to himself, there will be nothing worse out there than Uncle Clive's Magical Basement. Jonny sat his mother down, looked her in the eye and whispered farewell. He wished his father the best wishes possible. Finally, Rosie, Jonny's sweet old Grandmother, who had been addicted to Meth for about 25 years now and been through 13 interventions and countless suicide attempts, opened her ears to young Jonny's speech, he said softly in her ear, the words, "Hang in there, Gran. I know you can pull through, I may be only six but I sure as heck know how much i care for you.". The words of love echoed in her ears as Jonny walked away. He took with him a carton of Ribena and his lucky medal and took his first step outside. He took the carton of Ribena, crumpled it up, spraying fruit juice on his dungarees, and threw it to the wet grass. He faced the towering lightning cloud and shouted, "Nothing will stop me!". Jonny died shortly after of AIDS. His Uncle Clive was sentence to 5 years in prison for child molestation and consistant child abuse. Rosie Harrison died later that day.

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what is worse than finding finding an apple in your worm? Finding your peanut shells in your peanut.

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What do you call a person who is deaf. It doesn't matter, they wont be able to hear it when you call them.

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Why did the bartender leave the bar? He worked really long hours and finally needed some time to sleep.

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Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

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What smells like death and makes kids cry? Dead animal

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i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

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That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

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What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

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What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

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What did a lot of money say? I FEEL LIKE A MILLION BUCKS!!!!!

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Why did the black man get lynched? Because he committed eight murders and six double homicides, and the judge wanted him dead...

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why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

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A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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