- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

What's black and white and red all over? A Nazi banner.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sunflowers are yellow, Daises are white.

give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

Rap. Skate. Smoke.

Why are some people so barbaric? Because some people are German.

Where does Mario go after you finish the game? Drug rehab.

Why did little Jimmy fall off his bike? Because I threw a fridge at him.

Knock Knock Who's there? My foot. My foot who? My foot in your ass.

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

How do you get a black person out of a tree? Tell them to come down

Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

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