- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

What do you call a middle ages man driving a van filled with children? Coach.

What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she wasn't a woman

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

are you from Tennessee, cause i wanna rip out your throat you piece of dirt

What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

Why was the black man eating fried chicken and watermelon? He was at home

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

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