What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

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a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

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Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

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"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

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Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

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Why was the black man eating fried chicken and watermelon? He was at home

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What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

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How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

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What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

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Why did the woman go out of the kitchen? She did not because she had a curse put on by a man off the streets of Greek row a Yale that said u may never leave the closest kitchen near this very spot, and it turns out that the closest kitchen was in a frat house across the street so now she is stuck in the kitchen making sandwiches for all the frat bros at this Yale frat house, So basically she was in her place

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A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He died! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was attached to the first! Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game! Why did the fridge fall out of the tree? The branch broke! Why did Sally fall off her bike? She got hit by three monkeys and a fridge!

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what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

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Richard Gere has a girlfriend called Goldie

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Hearing the same holocaust joke seventeen times.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

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what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

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How do you kill a blonde? Push her off a cliff.

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What do you call a Black guy who flies planes? A pilot

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Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

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whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw some pandas spooning.

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guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

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