What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac over off a cliff? A Cadillac seats 5

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Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

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Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

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Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

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What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

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What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

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What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

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What did the rapist say to the child? Contrary to popular belief, I am just a kind old man that likes to hand out sweets to disadvantaged young children. I only got dubbed a rapist when a child crawled into the back of my van as I drove off; the fact that his abusive father was the one who raped him is not my fault.

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Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

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WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

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Little johnny raised his hand one day in class and asked if he could use the restroom. The teacher said he had to say the abc's first. Johnny successfully recited the abc's and then proceeded to use the restroom.

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how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

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What did the alien say to the other alien? It's hard to say. They could use an inefficient form of aural analog communication, or a hyper-advanced form of telepathy. Either way, modern science hasn't brought us far enough to determine.

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It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

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Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

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What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

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Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

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what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

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What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

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What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

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why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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