What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

A polish guy Is sick of being made fun of for his ethnicity, so he decides that he is going to act Italian thinking that no one makes fun of Italians. He stays home for weeks to practice this and one day walks out, up to a store and says"eh, get me some lasagna and zucchini !" the man at the store asks if he's polish.

A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

What do you call someone trying to be funny? An anti-comedian.

im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

Two elderly men were sat next to a children's playground... They were there to pick up their grandchildren because their parents were at work.

A man walks out of a bar. He didn't bring his driver's license, but managed to do a grand theft auto and unfortunately, crashed on the way home beacuse of a tree. Also, killed 12 people by car

Q: Why was the american flag red, white, and blue? A:Because that's how it is!

What happened to the woman driver who drove to Tesco? Due to the pleasant traffic conditions, she arrived slightly earlier than expected and she finished her weekly shop in forty minutes. She returned home, once again in good traffic and ate a delicious lunch of sausages and chips.

A black man goes outside to shoot some hoops. He misses all of them because not all blacks are good at basketball.

Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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