Great ideas: Go to your facebook account and type in: Man, I am gonna suicide right now, bye! Moral: Now if you do it as well, nah, dont do it, seriously... Just type it!

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Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

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What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

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Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

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What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know? I'm not a chicken :/

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Refridgerator.

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How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

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How many mentally challenged beings does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well one couldn't do it so adding more to the equation will only make it worse sir.

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What do you call a plane going to Africa with 100 black people on it? A plane, the contents of the plane is irrelevant...

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yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

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What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

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what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

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Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

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Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

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qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

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Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

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What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

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What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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What do you say to a whore with two black guys? How much an hour?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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