What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin sons? Nothing, his wife had an abortion.

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A black, jew, mexican, and american are on the boat. The boat begins to sink. As an idea, they all throw stuff off the boat to try to stay afloat. The black throws off cotton, the jew throws off yamakas, and the mexican throws off sombreros. Then, the american throws off the mexican because there are too many in his country. The mexican drowns. The boat still sinks and the american goes to hell while the other go to heaven.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

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Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

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A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

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ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

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I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

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Roses are red violets are blue monkeys like you belong in the zoo but don't be afraid I'll be there to that in the cage but laughing at you

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John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

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Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

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Ross.

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Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

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Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

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A man walks into a bar. He buys something.

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When life gives you Pure Filtered Water, Sweeteners (High Fructose Corn Syrup, Sugar), Lemon Juice from Concentrate, Less Than 0.5% of Each: Natural Flavors, Citric Acid (Provides Tartness), Modified Cornstarch, Glycerol Ester of Wood Rosin, Sodium Hexametaphosphate and Sodium Benzoate and Potassium Sorbate and Edta (to Protect Taste), Red 40 Make Lemonade.

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How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

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Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

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Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

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LeBron in the fourth quarter

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hola said the chinese man

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What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

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What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

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Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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