What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

Q: Why did the man eat the banana? A: Cuz he was hungry!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: Cheese.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have STD's, Now so do you!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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