- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

When life throws knives at you, run away.

Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

A dog walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The dog replies, "because I am a dog you idiot, my face always looks like this"

why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

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The Chicken was crossing the road one afternoon, he was fined by a police officer for J walking He made it to the other side.

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

A stranger pulls up next to a little boy walking home from school. The stranger offers the boy a ride home. The boy says yes, gets in the car, and is driven home as promised

What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

How do you drown a blonde? Intentionally attempting to drown anyone, regardless of their hair color, is murder which is illegal and morally wrong to do.

How do you get a black man down from a tree? Cut the rope!

yo mamma's so fat she's fat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Whats worse than pulling down a girls pants and seeing a giant furry bush... finding out her vagina has teeth in it.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

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