What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

A Black man, a Latino, and a Midget get into a car. They drive to the county fair, get snow cones and ride the tilt-a-whirl.

knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

womens rights.

Your'e probably not going to laugh at this joke, it wasn't made to be funny

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

H2O corndogs running around naked CC

A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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