It takes a minute to know somebody, an hour to fall in love, but a lifetime to forget. Once, my mom forgot me at Disney World.

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There is a Asian a black guy and a white guy the black guy loves apples the white guy loves pears and the Asian loves Macaroni the white guy gets a apple the black guy gets a pear and the Asian has no lunch so the black guy kills the white guy for the apple and the Asian kills the black guy because he is hungry

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A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

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My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

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Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

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What's 9+10? 19

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What did your Little brother get for Christmas? Lice.

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Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

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A gorilla walks into a bar. It goes on a killing spree, and is promptly put down by animal control.

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Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

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What did the boy reading a book do?  Well, studies show that reading connects the synapses in the human brain, thus, making said boy reading the book a tad bit smarter.

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Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

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Rap. Skate. Smoke.

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One night, a man dreams that he is a bird that can fly into outer space. The next day the man finds out that his son is a homosexual.

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knock knock whose there? penis penis who? penis want vagina

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What type of party do you throw when your fat? A baby shower.

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What animal was two legs and bleeds a lot? half a dog

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Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cause he was invited.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Urine is yellowish and shit is usually brown... That's it, I was just remembering the colors of some stuffs

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Did you hear what happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in spring training.

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What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

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Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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