- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

Why is the sky blue? You like men.

How did the chicken cross the road? Assuming the vehicles yielded to the chicken, it looked both directions before crossing then proceded across the street while staying between the crosswalk lines until it had reached the other side of the road.

Why did the boy fall off the purple cliff? Because someone cut of his legs and arms and threw him off.

What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

outside your comfort zone

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

A lesbian and a gay both lie about there gender on eharmony, trying to get a date with someone there own gender. By coincedene, they get matched and go on a date, and both of them realize how weird this situation is and go home.

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

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What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

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