- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did the boy with no arms and no legs, who got cancer for Christmas, get for his Birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long.

Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

All of these jokes are about white people

Jimmy Saville

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

Why did two girls need one cup? they didnt feel like washing an extra dish to drink their coca cola

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

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