What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

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Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

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Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

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Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

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What did Emmanuel Frimpong say to George Elokobi? you sir, are DENCH

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Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

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Knock knock. I know who is there... What? No, I lied...

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Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

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What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Joe Barkley. Joe Barkley who? ...

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Doctor I have a headace! The doctor was dead.

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A man was about to be assassinated. The assassin said "do you have any last wishes? The man said he wished that a meteor would fly down and kill the assassin. A meteor actually did come down but that was predicted years back. The meteor fell on the assassin and killed him, the man, and any living thing aboveground on Earth.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

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How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

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Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

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What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

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What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

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What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

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i punched my mother in the face once she cried

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

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