Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

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I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

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A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

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Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

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what did the bus driver say to the black man when he got on the bus? nothing, carl has become very anti-social since his brother died

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Roses are red violets are blue tulips are purple/pink

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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why did 9/11 poop on a condominium? fuk

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How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

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What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

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what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

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Cat ate a battery, did volts.

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What's similar between the Alabama Crimson Tide and a maggot? They've both been feeding off of a dead Bear for 30 years...

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What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

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What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

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Q: What happens when eight men throw purple at a rain coat? A: Mud-flaps, because electricity can't power a vagina.

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Your momma is so fat that she decided to begin an exercise program and eat healthy and she lost weight.

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How do you make a person dissapear? You can't that would break the laws of physics, so therefore rendered impossibe.

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What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

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Matt Gregory Harrington is a bender, pylon, hoser, duster tripod, and puck bunny!!!!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You just died, and I'm laughing at you and your extremely ugly face.

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Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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