- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A:He was shot in the face

why is a peanut butter and jelly sandwich the same as a tub of fish? they are both food

When life gives you lemons.............. take them free stuff is awesome.

What happened to the soldier who go shot while fighting terrorists in the middle east? He died and had a proper funeral back in the town/city that he was born in.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Scenario - Two astronauts are kayaking down the Sahara dessert. Question - How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse? Answer - Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

Why is Justin Bieber gay? Justin is attracted to the female gender

I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

Why did the baby cross the road? It was nailed to the chicken

Why did the man hang himself? Because his pistol misfired.

Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

what do you do when your girlfriend gives you head while playing MW3? continue to play while politely asking her sister to make you a sandwhich

boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The middle one's for you.

What did the mute person tell the deaf person? Nothing. Even if sound could emit from his vocals the impaired of hearing person would still be unable to respond unless they have taken classes to read lips. The deaf person didn't take classes nor did the mute person learn sign language.

roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

What's the difference between white and black? White is Caucasian and black is African-American.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

what did the orange say to the other orange? we are both oranges.

What do you get when you cross a cat with a fish? A dead fish.

How do you get a one-armed kid down from a tree? Wave.

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

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