What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

Read a Book.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga in the morning You poke her face

Q: What's green and has four wheels? A: A green car.

50 gay man and a homophobe are in a nightclub in Florida ...you know how the rest goes.

roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

Yes

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

Why was the girl angry? She's PMSing. Give her a banana and stay away.

Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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