a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

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What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

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Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

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Why does mcguigan get made fun of ? Because he is gay with Jack Walsh

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Female Orgasms

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What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

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What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

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Does an albino chameleon turn different shades of white?

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Bridget, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and since it is rather long, it brushes against her round breasts. Even though she is a little sweaty, you realize what a beautiful woman she is, and you decide not to kill here. You instead ask her to marry you, and after she replies "yes", with tears of joy streaming down her face, you two make passionate love in the front seat of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris now has $10.

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You having friends.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

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A black, jew, mexican, and american are on the boat. The boat begins to sink. As an idea, they all throw stuff off the boat to try to stay afloat. The black throws off cotton, the jew throws off yamakas, and the mexican throws off sombreros. Then, the american throws off the mexican because there are too many in his country. The mexican drowns. The boat still sinks and the american goes to hell while the other go to heaven.

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What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin sons? Nothing, his wife had an abortion.

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A man questions wether a cat will always land on it's feet. He takes a cat from a pet store and tosses it into the air. The cat lands on it's feet. Startled, the cat runs into the street and gets hit by a car. The man goes to prison for theft and animal abuse.

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Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

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Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

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A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

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I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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