Jerry Sandusky walks up to the reception desk at a day care center. What does the lady at the desk say? Nothing, she promptly gives Mr. Sandusky his son and they leave.

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Person 1: I'm really sleepy. Person 2: Then go to sleep.

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What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

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a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

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What do a helicopter and a banana have in common? They are both edible. Except for the helicopter.

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Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

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how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

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Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

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What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

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Why don't women have breasts? Because they have dandruff. Get it? Hint: "dandruff" = "dan druff"

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Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

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Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

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What do you call someone who explores wild cave systems? A spelunker.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

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What do Jews and gays have in common? They both would have been killed during the Holocaust.

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So there is the standard english class with groups of different people. You got the nerds, lads, violent ones etc. Now the kids are doing a standard pop quiz. The nerd is next to the violent kid. The violent kid asks the teacher if he can go to the toilet. Everyone is nervous as it was based from last year's work which they haven't studied for. He then stabs the nerd in the neck multiple times and finishes his test.

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A man questions wether a cat will always land on it's feet. He takes a cat from a pet store and tosses it into the air. The cat lands on it's feet. Startled, the cat runs into the street and gets hit by a car. The man goes to prison for theft and animal abuse.

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There are three guys on an airplane, a Korean, a Mexican, and an American. The pilot comes on the speaker and syays,"The plane is to heavy, throw out the thing you have most in your country." The Korean throws out an AK-47 and says,"We have to many of these in our country." The Mexican throws out a taco and says,"We have to many of these in our country." The American throws out the Mexican and says,"We have to many of these in our country."

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

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Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

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Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

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How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

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