Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being raped and was fugitive lot trying to escape, to no avail.

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Your mom is so retard that she needs "special help" from medical professionals. :3 <33

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Your mothers so stupid she is retaking her college courses so she can get a better job and support her family.

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What happened to the alcoholic man that decided to never drink ever again? He died of thirst. Moral: Alcohol was the only available liquid in this twilight zone... Anti anti joke

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A blind man walks into a bar. Nobody is surprised.

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jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

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I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

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What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

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so a guy walks into a bar, he says nothing for he now has a concusion

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i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

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How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

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What is the difference between Acenaphthoquinone and Acetoguanamine? I don't know...

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Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

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Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

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Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

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whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

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What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

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Why did the Mexican sneak across the US border? There aren't many good jobs for him in Mexico, and with the cost of living in his small village, he will be able to provide for his entire family of seven on just minimum wage in California. He will miss his family terribly while he is away from them, but he believes it is worth it in the end. Once he saves enough, he will pay the coyotes to smuggle the rest of his family over so they can be together again. Hopefully none of them will die on the journey.

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Two black males walk into the bar due to circumstances, one of them has to leave early to tend to his ill wife, and the other enjoys his night drinking and making small talk with new friends PS: the one above was wrong sorry :(

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