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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

One time i was in north philly and bought milk, then i came home and drank it.

dyslexia is like gingervitus except they are exactly alike in possible little ways with gigantic raging boners CC

Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

What's more funny than an anti-joke? A joke.

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

A rapist walks into a bar He orders a drink He wakes up the next morning naked on a hot chick He leaves not realizing that he is nude and is promptly escorted by the police to jail

What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

Whats worse than one bee? Two bees. Whats worse than two bees? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bees.

Why did the monkey eat the pineapple? IDK, ask Sam D

Q: how do you test the sharpness of a knife A: stab someone MR

What's big, black, and impossible to swallow? A parking lot. Among many other things.

What's worse than a work in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing the same joke repeated thousands of times on anti-joke.com.

Whats pink and silver and runs into walls? A baby with forks in its eyes. Whats green and silver and sits in a corner? The same baby three weeks later.

What does DNA stand for? The National Dyslexic Association

Three old ladies were sitting on a bench. A man walks up and flashes them. The first old lady had a stroke. The second old lady had a stroke. The third old lady called 911 out of concern for her two friends.

What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

Whats green? Mountain Dew.

Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

Knock Knock Who's There Lettuce Lettuce who? Lettuce down the street building his new garage

What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

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