- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say to th tiger? Nothing, a tiger is a dangerous and vicious animal. It then ripped him to pieces. Is family mourned after for a very long time till they came to grips with the death of the main income in their family. Aids

Knock knock Who's there Isabelle Isabelle who? Is-a-bell necessary on a bike

Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

What do you get when you run from Long Island to New Mexico? Tired.

The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

Q. What do you get when you mix eggs, mashed potatoes and salt? A. A pretty good batter for mashed potato pancakes.

What did helen keller say when she saw a talking horse? nothing. because she didn't see the horse and they also cannot talk.

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

Why didn't he finish his

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

Why did suzie fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didn't she get back on the swing? cause she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her up? Cause she had no friends. Why did she stay their all night? cause she had no family.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

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