- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

in superbad, why couldnt seth take off mclovin's face and wear it as his own? no one can. theyre fictional characters in a movie

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

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