Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

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If life throws you lemons, you might be dislexic

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What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

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A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

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How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

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What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

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Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

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What's big fat and ugly? A monster

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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guess what? bannanas

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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That would mean that you are not its leader, or that you are, the result would have been the same, if you are the "head honcho" they would have gone for you, and your employees. Now, if you are an employee, they would have gone for your leader, and of course you. So between us and nobody else really its fucking antijoke, are you the leader?

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What happens when 4 friends throw an egg into oncoming traffic, they hit a fire hydrant!

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What do you call 10,000 lawyers jumping off a cliff? Mass suicide

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Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

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roses are black violets are black i am blind

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My neighbours found out this morning that I'm a serial killer. Knock knock [L]

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Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

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Justin Bieber tries to get into a club but is not allowed because he is to young.

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Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

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How many Jews foes it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1...like... I'm confused that you... I mean screwing in a lightbulb isn't that hard.

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Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

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What did the penis say to the condom? Cover me i'm going in.

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What's black and white and red all over and can't turn around in an elevator? A nun with a spear through her back

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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