- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get when you cross an ant with toni? ANTONI

what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

I hate it when people dont finish there sen

What is the similarity between Moses and Muhammad? They both have the same letter starting their names

Q:How do you get better at boxing? A:Get a bigger package Daniel W. Schnurr

Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

A muslim walks out of a plane.

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary.

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

what did the cat say to the potato? meow

Q: What's worse than having a terrorist throw a fridge at you? A: World War 5

the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

Brain fart

Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

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