My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

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An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

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What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

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How old is victor? Half past dead

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What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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Why did two girls need one cup? they didnt feel like washing an extra dish to drink their coca cola

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What's worse than eating a baby? Eating two babies filled with maggots.

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What is the difference between Acenaphthoquinone and Acetoguanamine? I don't know...

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Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

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Cripples are lame.

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What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

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What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

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What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

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Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

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An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

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why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

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Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

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Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

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What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Six had severe paranoia.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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