Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

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Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

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hi hey i hate you why you ate my mother she tasted good i like fried chicken ITS A SMALL WORLD! SO DO I well lets go to the beach ok

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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in superbad, why couldnt seth take off mclovin's face and wear it as his own? no one can. theyre fictional characters in a movie

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What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

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What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

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Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

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There was a boy and..........his dad said to go to the store to get his daily thing.........he went to the store and bought it......he came home and said.....HERE ARE THE EGGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

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what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

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i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

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An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

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How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

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What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

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What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

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Q: Why was the Asian teacher fired from her job? A: Because she always showed to school too late and to make matters worse the school had recently found out that she was a raging alcoholic.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

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What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

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Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

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What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

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What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

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Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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