- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why didn't the Hero rescue the princess? A. Because he crunched some numbers, realized the incredible odds against him, and decided against it.

what did the doctor say to another doctor? we are doctors

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

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What did the woman say to the dog? Stop shitting on my carpet your dickhole

An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

"the president is black, my lambo's blue..." no hes not, hes bi-racial.

Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

What happened when the Irish ran out of potatoes? Millions starved.

Why did Winston Churchill cross the road? Grave robbery has become a huge problem lately in the United Kingdom.

What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

What happened when the lawyer went surfing? A shark came up and tore his leg off.

If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

why did the monkey fall out of a tree?? a snail threw a refridgerator at him

Color Blind people are so stupid that they can't even see color. I've been seeing color since I was a small child. They are so stupid.

what has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

roses are red violets are blue start sucking my dick or ill kill you

What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

Q. What's big, green, has four legs, fuzzy, and if fell out of a tree would kill you? A. A pool table

A man walks out of a bar. He didn't bring his driver's license, but managed to do a grand theft auto and unfortunately, crashed on the way home beacuse of a tree. Also, killed 12 people by car

When life gives you lemons, chuck them at someone's face!

A dad says to his son "you better stop masturbating or youll go blind'. And the son says "dad im over here".

How do you wake up Lady Gaga in the morning You poke her face

A man walked into a bar. He was treated at the local hospital with a minor contusion.

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