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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

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