- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [BANG!] [L]

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What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? Being raped... What's worse than being raped? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two flies in your soup

Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

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Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

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Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

A horse walks into a bar. Just kidding, it's a panda.

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

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