Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

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what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

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Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

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What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

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What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

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on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

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Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

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the economy.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

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A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

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A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

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What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

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There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

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Q) How do you kill a blue elephant? A) Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a pink elephant? A) Hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a white elephant? A) Tickle it until it turns pink, hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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Why did the pedophile cross the road? To molest a child.

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what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

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Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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