- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

Wanna hear a joke? It's here somewhere You looked :D There ain't jokes on Antijoke.com

(Knock, knock) A: Who's there? B: Orange A: That is impossible. Oranges are inanimate objects and, therefore, cannot speak.

You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends nose. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

Why did the car stop working. The owner was unable to pay the outrageous price for gasoline and was forced to ride a bicycle to and fromvwork every day. Over the course of several months without being run, the engine seized and was forever broken.

had a good wank over anime yesterday xoxo dylan hodge

Q: Why is asprin white? A: It works.

WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

what did mickee utley say to micheal bane cnb

Two cows grazing by the road. One says hey what's all this about mad cows running around? I wonder what is it like? The other says I don't know I'm a helicopter.

what do you call afish and a cat? a catfish

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