- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

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Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

What's worse than 9/11? FaZe Banks' upload times

Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

Why was the Jimmy Sad? Because he had Autism.

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

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