- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

Why didn't the door open? Because it was locked

What do you call an apple in a washing machine? My lunch!

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

Why did I laugh at a joke? Cuz it was funny

whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

Knock knock. Who's there? The Postman Will you sign hear please he said Oh my toaster came

What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

A kid walks into a bar. He leaves wasted.

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

Knock Knock? Who's there? Sanderson. Sanderson who? You're boyfriend. Let me in. No, I'm a bit busy chopping up dead bodies. Come back in a bit. Oh let me help you! I like the way the blood runs out of the fresh ones!

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