- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man jump out of the plane? He was going on a parachute dive with his friend.

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

Why was the woman in the kitchen? Because she is enjoying the meal her husband has prepared for her after a long day at her second full-time job of the day

Why didn't Tyron run from the police? He had no legs.

A black man wearing a belt. Oh, he has a shoelace!

America's Got Talent WIN! Britian's Got Talent WIN! Mexico's Got Talent WTF!

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

whats big and can vibrate after you turn it on? A washing machine.

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

Fun Fact: If you lay out all of the veins in your body out, You will die

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