Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

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What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

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good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

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Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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Q) How do you kill a blue elephant? A) Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a pink elephant? A) Hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a white elephant? A) Tickle it until it turns pink, hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

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knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

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Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

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Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

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Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

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I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

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what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting yours asshole clawed by a grizzly

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

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If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

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"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

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Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

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So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

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Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

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there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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