- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

No it doesnt..

Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with, "In accordance with Megan's law"

What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

Three Black men smash windows to enter a house. They're firemen and are rescuing a young child...

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

Kids, your mother and I thought we should tell you this now... You know our dog sparky? Well he... was actually Osama bin Laden and is now dead!

What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

Why did the 80 year old man lose his vision? Because he recently blew his head off.

Roses-are-red violets-are-blue Justin's-for -me Not-for-u if-by-chance u-take-my-place I'll-grad-fist &-smash-ur-face

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

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