- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

Knock Knock Who's there It's me open the door

"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

Polly went out for a fag. Then she was raped.

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

Out of Jill, Jason, Jesse, Jane and Harold, which one is the odd one out? Jason, because he only has one arm.

A black man logs on to facebook. He checks his news feed then logs off

A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

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