Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

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Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

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Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

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Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

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Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

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What happens when you cut a body in half? An erection.

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Q: What's grey and can't climb trees A: A car park

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- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? were lawyers

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What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

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Justin Bieber tries to get into a club but is not allowed because he is to young.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

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Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

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Do you know what my Granddad said to me before he kicked the bucket? He said; how far do you think I could kick this bucket? Then he died.

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A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

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What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

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Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

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Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

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If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

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Her doctor told her that if she didn't start watching her cholesterol she might suffer from heart related illness in the near future.

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Disreguard Females Aquire Currency

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What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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