I know a black person. His name is Mikey.

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There were a dog and a cat in a family house. The dog turned to the cat and said .. nothing because a dog can not speech the human language.

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Q: What do you call an underground train full of professors? A: It's very unlikely that the passengers on an underground train would consist entirely of professors, unless it was a special service booked solely for the attendees of highly specialised lectures which required each audience member to have completed a professorship.

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Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

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Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

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what do you call a black man who bakes bread? a baker. you racist.

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Why couldn't anybody at school taste lunch? Nobody made lunch.

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A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

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I really want to wear my Christmas leggings Actually I lied about the leggings, they're tights I love anal

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What is white and flys at you from a tree? A refridgarator. I lied about the flying part.

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What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs at night? An experimental animal mutilated then exposed to radiation.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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What did the priest tell his son? Nothing, priests can't have children.

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Your flying on a canoe, and one of the wheels breaks off. How many pancakes does it take to fix it? Trick question there is a gorilla on board.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

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Why couldnt Jimmy ride a bike? refrigerator

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I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I have a pint or two.

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So God answered a paralyzed boy's prayer the other day...He said 'No'

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knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

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What did the man say to the other man? I have a large rod

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What did Thomas Jefferson's children call him? Grandpa

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How do Chinese parents name their children? With deep thought and consideration about a thoughtful, respectful and honorable name.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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