- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

I like touching my boobs

My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

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Your mom is so poor; she doesn't have a job.

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

yo mamma so black, she was left out in subzero temperatures for an extended time period and suffered major frostbite all over her body, causing it to become grotesquely black.

What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

An under aged girl walks into a bar. She couldn't have done so without a fake ID and early development.

Why did the woman have no boobs? Breast cancer

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

38 studio's new game... Finance City

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

Thats what she said

The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

How do you fit 10 babies in a bowl? With a blender. How do you get them out of the bowl? You don't, you've already been arrested for multiple cases of infanticide.

A black person tans and starts to peel, what do you get? A white person.

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