- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are 3 Chinese guys migrating to the USA, Chu, Bu and Fu. . Chu added a 'ck' to? his name and became Chuck Bu did the same thing and became Buck. Fu got sent back to china

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

Knock knock I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door He's probably masturbating. Who's there? The other guy left. The end.

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

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A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

What do accountants do when they're constipated? Take a laxative and eat plenty of fiber.

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Why did the Italian family have spaghetti for dinner? Thats the only thing they had in the house

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

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