- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the world, He broke his foot because every human being that kicks such a solid structure would break their foot.

A man walks into the bar. It was typical day and nothing interesting happened.

My grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell off a guard tower and broke his neck.

Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

How do you keep the crime rate down in a black neighborhood? Blow everybody up all at one time.

Nice ass. Too bad it's cracked in the middle, though.

What has eyes but can't see? Helen Keller. What has ears but can't hear? A field of corn.

You know what they say about guys with big feet. They have big feet.

sandwich. roller coaster. brain sprout. cholera, meander. time. rivet.porcupine. mayonaise. frying. x-ray forever.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

A man is standing on the street corner waiting for the bus. As it pulls up he steps on and pays his fare while he whistles to his iPod.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the only way to get across

What's blue and wiggles? A baby in a bag

There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

What did the white boy say to the black boy? You're black

so if your riding down a big hill in your canoe and your bicycle falls out how many pancakes do you have left? you would have 200 pancakes left --sticksack

pants on the ground pants on the ground lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground

What's more absurd than a goldfish astronaut? A jew that cares about palestinians

like if your cool

Q: If Ann has 5 apples and she gives Michael 2 apples, and then Jason comes and rapes Ann. How many apples does Ann have left? R: Who the hell cares, she needs to go to the police.

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