What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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