- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is that a gun? Or are you forcing your boner into my back? Or is it something completely different that shares the physical characteristics of guns and boners?

If a tree falls in the woods, how many animals lost their home to deforestation?

What happened when barba opened the coca cola? The cap flew off and hit the fence then the train then the moon then the pillow then the sun then the pole and the pole fell and hit the baseball and the cap landed on the floor... Then my turtle died

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Why did the chicken cross the road...

My cat just died.

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

Cancer

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

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