- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, the little midget is coming for you. If you don't run and if you don't hide, you will probably be stepped on because of my incredible big size.

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

Roses are red, violets are blue. This is a poem about flowers.

A man walks to a baseball game what does he see? Many people

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

How many immature teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Your Mum.

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

womens rights

How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

Knock Knock Who's there It's me open the door

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