- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

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What is the difference between Acenaphthoquinone and Acetoguanamine? I don't know...

how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

Whats the difference between males and females? fe

If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

A woman has sex with an Asian man, then a white man, and then a black man. She chooses to be in a relationship with the black man because he is prepared for the responsibilities of a relationship and the other two men, though both are well endowed, are not ready.

Why don't you want to shout "Hi" to your friend Jack on an airplane? Because he's deaf and will not hear you.

Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

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