- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.

How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

Why is it OK to make fun of a deaf person? Because they can't hear.

What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire? He pulls over and replaces it.

Why did the Muslim man burn the American flag? The flag had touched the ground, which, by tradition, means it has to be disposed. And the proper way of disposing it is by burning.

What animal was two legs and bleeds a lot? half a dog

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

How come dinosaurs don't talk? Because they're dead.

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

What type of party do you throw when your fat? A baby shower.

There were a dog and a cat in a family house. The dog turned to the cat and said .. nothing because a dog can not speech the human language.

yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

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