- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

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What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

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A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

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why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

A pirate walks in to a bar. The bartender notices he has a steering wheel in the front of his pants, so he says to the pirate, "you know you've got a steering wheel in your pants, huh?" The pirate responds, "Arrrrrrrrr, it's for me carrrrr."

Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

Why did the old man die? He was old.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

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