- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting Cancer.

Q: Why did Timmy cry? A: You would too if you had your arm cut off

Strength of body Vs Strengh of Mind. Mind: You can lead a horse to water... Strength: Then you can force that motherbleep to drink all you want that bleep to drink! Strength of body wins, horseless victory.

What do you call a deer with one eye? Injured.

Barbara and Martin died in their apartment. The neighbor walked in and found glass and water everywhere. How did they die? -Barbara and Martin were fish.

Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

What do you do when you find a blonde on her knees? Help her up, because obviously she has fallen.

Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with, "In accordance with Megan's law"

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