- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

Why did the Mr. bunny play the piano? - His wife Lannette was ill, and her last wish before she died was for him to.

you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

"is it just me or is it getting really hot in here?" "the house is on fire and we are locked in"

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

In Soviet Russia it's pretty cold.

Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

Whats the difference between a soccer ball and a baby? Babies cry when I kick them.

Q: How do you do to get an elephant down from a tree? A: Wait for the fall when the leaves start falling you shoot it down.

What is the difference between a black person and a bicycle? You can sell a bicycle legally.

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

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