- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: dies. Mother: Ha, lol!

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

Q: What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? A: Ten babies nailed to eleven trees.

Jim: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bill: Why? Jim: To get to the other side! Bill: I don't get it Jim: It's an anti-joke, because you expect a punchline but there is no punchline, you get it? Bill: Hold on, let me tickle myself.......oh okay now I get it hahahahaha!

Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

Roses are red, and blood is too. But violets are purple. NOT FUCKING BLUE.

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

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