- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Is your fridge running?" "Yes, I believe so" "You'd better go make sure, because I put some chicken in there and it didn't seem very cold to me"

Q:How many dead babies fit in a bathtub? A:It depends on the bathtub, but if all of them were the same size, babies also differ in size and sometimes shape. If all bathtubs and babies are the same, the number would be 1, because every baby will be as big as the bathtub.

What's three times More dangerous than a war? Three wars

Well You're Full Of It . -Full Of What ? Well , Probably Blood And Other Organs You Can't Live Without . .

Q: What did the black man, the white man, the hispanic man, and the english man have in common? A: They all enjoyed broccoli.

Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie roll pop? It would have to take a reasonable amount of licks for enough enzymes in the saliva to breakdown the hard candy part.

What's sweet and tastes like candy? Candy, now get in the van.

Huh? Whats wrong? Why are you mad at me for? Its my name, it has always been so.

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

How did Jimmy know that his neighbor was a serial killer? He didn't... Jimmy's dead now

Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

If you're jumping rope, and both the tires are flat, how much frosting would it take cover the staircase? Rocket!

What's the difference between a educated black man & a educated white man? One's black, One's white

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? A: A bus stop

Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom

What happens when a black guy jumps you? Well its no diffrent to when anyone else jumps you!

Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

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