Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

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How many men does it take to wallpaper a room? It depends on how big the room is and, to a lesser extent, how wide the strips of wallpaper are. Also factor in variables such as ambient humidity.

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why did the boy stay home from school? it was saturday

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What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

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Why did the platypus have no friends? Platipi are antisocial creatures by nature.

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What does a salmon and a falcon have in common They both live underwater except for the falcon.

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Lightning strikes 2 year old baby.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

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What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

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You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

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Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

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How do rocket scientists exchange greetings? They say "hi"

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What's black and fast? A treadmill.

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What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

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You know what's lame? A person who can't walk.

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Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

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how do u make a baby cry? you shouldnt. Stop thinking of ways to make a kid cry... asshole.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

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Why was the man scared? Because he was being attacked by a giant tiger.

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What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin sons? Nothing, his wife had an abortion.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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