what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

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why did the car go to the bathroom? it had gas.

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A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

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Roses are red, and blood is too. But violets are purple. NOT FUCKING BLUE.

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What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

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A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

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Have you seen the newest starwars? What movie? I mean that episode where stars fight... Will Smith vs Keanu Reeves? I am talking about the stars in the sky firing at each other! You know, those star pilots on planes... Flown by Will Smith and Keanu Reeves? BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! (You heard that one in your head)

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Person 1: Why does food from Subway taste so good? Person 2: I don't know, why? Person 1: Because their ingredients are fresh. Person 2: Um, OK? Person 1: Yeah, it's all under 18. Person 2: Shit...

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What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

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what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

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What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

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Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

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Knock knock? Who's There? I AMMM!!! (thumb this down please xD)

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Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

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A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

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What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

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A- 2 jews walk in a bar..what happed? B- they died 35 years later from skin cancer

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What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

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Jim just got laid off at the office. He believes his life is going to hell, so he commits suicide. His wife then later was blamed for his death because they were having many arguments. She was sentenced to life and slowly rotted in prison for the rest of her life. Their children then are moved around from foster home to foster home and they grow up to be drug dealers.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - I lied, it was a goat.

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¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯ ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ _________________________________________ That's a road. Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot that made this joke, me. And what did the idiot do? He ate it with barley. There was food poisoning. Where did the idiot's vomit go? In yo poo.

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Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

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Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

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Anti Joke

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