What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

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What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

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theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

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Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

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How can you tell if someone is a global warming alarmist? Their IQ on average is 10 points below normal

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what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

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Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

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a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

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How do you scare a black man? You dont

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Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

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Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

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Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

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What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

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hahahahahah http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?q=sonny+bartlett&hl=en&sa=X&tbm=isch&tbnid=s37cS73V74A8YM:&imgrefurl=http://www.youtube.com/channel/UCASl7llFhDpTF8vwjDlGI_g/videos&docid=kJoLzGiYRM-2AM&itg=1&imgurl=https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-si7_hCcHI7E/AAAAAAAAAAI/AAAAAAAAAAA/HzlEl3ilyyM/s55-c-k/photo.jpg&w=55&h=55&ei=GrgsUZ_kJqac0AWExIC4BQ&zoom=1&biw=1024&bih=616&iact=rc&dur=188&sig=111947294788926856610&page=1&tbnh=55&tbnw=55&start=0&ndsp=20&ved=1t:429,r:9,s:0,i:109&tx=27&ty=11

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A bus with 12 black guys is driven off a cliff. What is the sad part of this story? ... Our beloved president was not involved.

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How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

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It is so hot out here, that it could melt an ice cube that was once in the freezer!

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what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

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A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

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XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

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What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

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Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

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What's white and sticky.... Jizz

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