- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

Why is Suzie at the bottom of the cliff? Because I pushed her. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza is an Italian food and a jew is a human that practices the Jewish faith

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

Knock knock! Just kidding.

Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

Weaner

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

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