- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q~ What did the black man say to the priate when he pulled out a AK47? A~ "This is a gun. im going to kill you with it."

whats worse than one bee sting? two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings? the halocaust whats worse than the halocaust? three bee stings

Yo momma so fat that when she sat on the bible jesus poped out.

Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

How did Jesus walk on water? Jesus is God in the form of a man, and he is the only human being ever with the ability to perform miracles

what did the man living in the box buy with his new found money? A bigger box.

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