- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

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What's worse than a gay joke? Their emotional repercussions, leading to a lack of self-esteem, which eventually drives the homosexual to commit suicide, leaving behind a now destroyed family.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

someone called someone else a frog

Coldpaly is a good band

A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

What do you call a person with an axe stuck to his head? What's your name?

What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

roses are blue, violets are red. I am color blind

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