- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

Q: How do you kill a Brazilian Blind Electric Ray? A: Killing endangered species is a crime.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Enough.

Your'e probably not going to laugh at this joke, it wasn't made to be funny

Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

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