What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

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Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A mechanical wheelchair.

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A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? His father never taught him how to ride one as he was an abusive alcoholic who abandoned Johnny's mother when Johnny was 3, so he is not very good at riding bikes.

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Q: What did the vomiting man say to his friend? A: BLEEEAAARRRGGHH! Q: What did the vomiting man say to his wife? A: BLAAAARRRRRGGGHHH!!! Q: What did the vomiting man say to the waiter in the restaurant? A: BLAAAAAARGH! Q: What did the vomiting man say to Leonardo DiCaprio? A: BLEEEEAAAARRGH! Q: What did the vomiting man say to the convenience store clerk? A: BLAAAAAARRRGGGGHHHH! Q: What did the vomiting man say to your mom? A: BLAAAARRRGGGHH!!!! Q: What did the vomiting man say to Barack Obama? A: BLAAAARRRRRGGHHHH!! Q; What did the vomiting man say to the King of Saudi Arabia? A: BLAAAAAAAAAAAEEEAAARRGH! Q: What did the vomiting man say to the bartender? A: BLLLEEEEAAAARRGHHHH!!! Q: What did the vomiting man say to the funeral home director? A: BLLLEEEAAAARRRGGGHHH!!

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2 men walk into a bar without thier shirts. They get kicked out. 2 women walk into a bar without thier shirts They got beaten almost to death Why? The men dressed up as women, and every hated them so much they beat the almost to death when 2 cops walk into that bar, see the men dressed up as women and they too beat them. Little do they all know that the men disguised as women are really secret goverment agents looking into a drug deal. The drug dealers got away and now we have 2 people sueing the police department and drugs on the street again. Oh yeah I almost forgot: I made this up so if you read it you're going to die withing the next 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 years. I gurantee it. If you dont the men in white coats are going to do extremely painful tests on you and you just might die so then no one will care and maybe get onto thier lives again. Why did I right this? It hasnt happened to me so I dont know If you tell me I will give you something more valueble than gold. Want to know what it is? TELL ME FIRST!!!!

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What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

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what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

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if you can read this you dont' need glasses

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What's the difference between a duck? They are mostly the same, only one leg is shorter.

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why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

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Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

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Why did the stop sign run a red light? Because it couldn't see its face...

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Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

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Your mumma's so fat she is fat

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How many times have I said the word shingles? twelve.

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Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

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What is the biggest lie of 2011? "I do"- Kim kardashian

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

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How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

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Dumb

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Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

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My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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