Two Canadian men are sitting in a room. Man 1: Do you know what happens when you shoot a wolverine? Man 2: No. Man 1: It absorbs the bullets, duh. The second man proceeds to go outside with a gun. He returns in a few minutes. Man 1: What did you do with that gun? Man 2: I shot a wolverine. Man 1: What happened? Man 2: It fell over and died. I think you watch too much X-Men.

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Why did the man ask the woman on a date? They were both single and looking for a unique, romantic experience that could possibly turn into a long-term loving relationship.

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what did the bus driver say to the black man when he got on the bus? nothing, carl has become very anti-social since his brother died

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(two firefighters are climbing an undersea mountain in Brazil) Why do elephants fear the natural causes of silver icecream cones? Because the cars in the parking garage jump the moon while doing jumping jacks.

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yo mama is so fat she has more rolls than basken robins does flavors

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Why did the circus clown lose his balance? He had a seizure while on his unicycle, fell off, and bumped his head, leading to significant blunt trauma in the brain. Weeks later, after waking up from a coma, the doctors discover that he can no longer speak anything other than gibberish. His friends and family decide that he cannot go on living this way and decide to pull the plug.

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a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

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Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

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How you know when dislextic

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A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

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What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

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What's worse then 1 bee sting? -2 Bee stings. What's worse then 2 bee stings? -The Holocaust. What's worse then the Holocaust? -3 Bee stings.

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why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

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Why Did The Man Fall Off His Motorcycle? Because he hit a bus.

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A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pokerface.

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How do you stop a baby crying? You don't. Just walk away.

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What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

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roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

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What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

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Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

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Three bitches walk into a bar, and die

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Have you seen the blind man's new house? No. Neither has he.

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Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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