- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

Why was Chris crying? There was a robbery at his house and both of his parents were brutally murdered.

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

Equal rights!

The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

* anti-punchline

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

no jokes left :( ill try to make some more the ones with nude in my comments is mine

How do you keep a dummy in suspense for 24 hours? Tell him his wife suffered from a severe concussion and that he'll have to wait until morning to see if she's okay

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