If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

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what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

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What's better than a stick? A stone

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What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

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Why did the guy fail his driving test? He was blind.

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Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

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why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

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Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

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Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

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A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

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Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

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Andoni was here

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Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

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A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

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Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

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A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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