- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

A man walks into a bar, he purchases a drink from the barman proceeds to finish the drink and then leaves.

Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

Why did the house stink? There were decomposing bodies under the floor boards.

golf is so gay i mean look at what they name the different clubs 3 wood 4 wood 5 wood 6 wood just give it a beat and you got a catchy song

Why was Joseph Kony at a primary school ? It was 3 o'clock and his children had just finished a long hard day learning to read and right and it was his turn to pick them up after him and misses Kony developed a schedule one late night after the odd glass of wine or two.

Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad your whole family isn't dead from a fatal car accident?

What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

i like candy and other things that are edible... please dont thumbs down just cuz this suxxx just put thumbs up and santa claus will haunt u :)

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

whats worse then being married to your dog eating your dog out

roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

Why did the little boy cry and run home from the store? Because the store was out of pickles.

what is the best way to stand out from the croud? open up your butt hole and take a video for to put on dat jumbotron

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

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