- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

A Jewish man, a christian man, and a buddist man walk in bar, They all have to much to drink and are arrested for driving under the influence while trying to get back home.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

Albino African Americans

A bar walks into a man

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

How do you get the neighborhood hoodlums to stop pushing you over in your wheelchair? Brutally murder their families in front of them.

What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

"Knock knock?" "Who's there?" "Two dead kittens."

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

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