Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally! How did Sally die? She couldn't figure out how to open the fridge

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What did the black man get for christmas? A present.

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Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

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What's long and black The unemployment line

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What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

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Why did the teenager crash his car? He had no arms

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Q) How do you kill a blue elephant? A) Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a pink elephant? A) Hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a white elephant? A) Tickle it until it turns pink, hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

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What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

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How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

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A: Knock Knock B: Who's There? Person B came down with a serious case of amnesia that day and can't remember who anyone is.

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Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

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How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

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Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

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What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

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Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

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Why shouldn't you ask Lebron James for change for a dollar? Because in the year 2013 Lebron will tear his ACL and will never able to play the game again. He then won't be able to land a job because he never finished college. After being unable to land a job, he then develops an expensive crack edition. His house gets foreclosed, and he becomes broke. And then does not even have four quarters to his name.

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What did the milk bottle say to the other milk bottle? Nothing. Bottles can't talk you silly goose.

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Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

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Yo' Mommas so poor, She has to ask close family friends and relatives for money so she can feed you.

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What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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