- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

What was in the magical purple teapot? Two dying pelicans.

how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

Grandma used to say "you only die once." Years later, I learned the wisdom behind those words.

Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

Why did the little girl with no arms an legs cry? Because she fell off the swing.

Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

why cant little timmy ski? he was born without legs.

Why did Timmy mow the lawn? He didn't particularly like the way it looked Why did Timmy fall down the well? He is retarded and thirsty How did Timmy die? He had stage three lung cancer Why cant Timmy drive a car? He has been dead for three years

What's three times More dangerous than a war? Three wars

Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

What do you call a person who is deaf. It doesn't matter, they wont be able to hear it when you call them.

What do you get when you cross scabies with genital warts? Krusty Krabs.

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

Why did the boy wear glasses? Because he had bad eyesight.

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

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