- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is sad and disappointing? Nevada's and California's snow pack.

What happened to the Asian who ran into the wall with a boner? He ejaculated his sperm, impregnating the wall. The wall went to the authorities, and the man was charged with rape. He is now serving a 10 year prison sentence, with no possibility of parole.

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

knock knock? come in

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

Even dyslexic people attend church and pray to Dog.

"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

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