whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

Do You Know You Have Cancer?

What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

why couldn't jimmy play on the swings at recess.. Because he's been dead for 5 years

Ten black people are on the 100th floor of a 110 floor building. They are going to die because they are trapped in the World Trade Center and are leaving a very happy life with their loving families.

why did the black man start crying? because his ancestors were treated horribly

whats black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down a hill whats black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him

If Michelle rides her bike at 15 mph for 20 minutes and Erik rides his bike at 20 mph for 12 minutes, why is Michelle not in the kitchen?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being ripped apart by an angry orangatang because orangatangs have the strength of ten men.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

How old are you? 7

What did the disabled kid do on friday? He fell down a flight of stairs.

Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

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