Your mom is so fat that her Body Mass Index is 30,?which is considered obese, she should really try to lose some weight.

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What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

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whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

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The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, 'at least it shall be over quickly.'

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

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What's worse than watching paint dry or grass grow? Watching paint dry on grass.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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What's black and blue and made of poo? A drowning black guy, holding some blue poop

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awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

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What do u get when u lick chicken Answer- Your a retard if you did not figure it out it is obviously chicken taste DERP!

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Why did the cop stop a black guy with a Rolls-Royce? Because he was speeding while on his phone and going through red traffic lights.

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What's better than finding Jesus in your room? Finding Chuck Norris in your bed.

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How do you stop a baby falling down a well? Throw a javelin through its forehead.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? The horse says my mom died from cancer

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A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment was left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

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Have you heats about the Guy who's parents died in à car crash... No He killen himself because of hus parents Deathstars

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well he graduated in four years with a degree in chemical engineering. He worked hard all four years in order to keep his scholarship to the university. Now he leads a very successful life and lives in a large house with his wife and two children.

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josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

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what's blue , and you can urinate on it ? a rim block.

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How do you creep out a clown? Pet him softly and call him kitty kat while making a guttural sound that is not socially acceptable in mainstream American society.

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Whats alive and drowning? your new born baby you just threw in the river

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Why did the dog run away from home? Because the owner left the door open.

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What's worse than having a gay friend? 9/11.

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