whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

what did the blind man get for christmas? Cancer.....

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

13 =B you just learned something

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

Is that a gun? Or are you forcing your boner into my back? Or is it something completely different that shares the physical characteristics of guns and boners?

I'm Coming

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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