- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris threw a grendade, killed 50 people, then it exploded This is a highly improbable event considering no man is faster then a grenade

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

What does an Israeli gun sound like? Jew, jew, jew, jew, jew

When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

What's a black mans favorite thing to do Depends on that particular mans likes and interests

What do you call a black elephant? An elephant.

A Stoner sees a bag of chips.

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

What do you get when you cross a dog with a cat? Nothing, it is impossible to mix 2 different animals

** * * ** * * ? I bet you wish you could read that joke. It was ** hilarious.

What did the lady say to the boy who's parents just died? Haha, your parents just died.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

Roses are red Roses are white and I one time saw a purple one

Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

All of these jokes are about white people

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