WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

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An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

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Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

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i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

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What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

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Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

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Dane Cook makes a joke.

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what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

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What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

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Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Yes

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

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Knock knock. "Whose there?" "Dave" Oh alright Dave, two seconds I have got to unlock the door~looks for and finds keys and unlocks door~ Hello Dave, sorry mate not been out yet so not been out, come in.........

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Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

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Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

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My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she died of pancreatic cancer.

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don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

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*Knock knock* "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."

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Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

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What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

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Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

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Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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