What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

get in the car.

how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

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Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

How many moose does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it is biologically and theoretically impossible for a moose to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

Why was the Jimmy Sad? Because he had Autism.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

i had a black friend once......just kidding

Why was the girl crying when she got home? She got raped and mugged on the walk home

Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

Why did the man fall off the cliff? I don't know, I have mental AIDS.

What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A man in a trash compactor.

Why did the plane crash? because there were two towers in front of it.

Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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