- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

Whats the difference between a black man and a paraplegic? A paraplegic doesn't walk out on his family

There once was a boy walking over a railroad track. He got hit by a train. He died.

a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

wat do u call a person who is ugly ugly

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

No

A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

You know what's cool? Yep.

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

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