So, Ryan Dunn was driving under the influence of alcohol. The result of this action proved to be fatal for both Ryan and his passenger; who happened to be his close and personal friend.

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A black guy walks into a bar with a beatiful parrot on his shoulder. "Wow," says the bartender. "That is really something. Where'd you get it?" The parrot was his fathers. Do to severe mental and physical illness, he can no longer take care of it. He asked his son to take it, those were his last words as he slipped into a coma

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't go to you anyways.

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What is sad and disappointing? Nevada's and California's snow pack.

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What is yellow, and cannot swim? A School Bus.

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What do you call an art history major with a job? A gainfully employed member of society, who assuredly benefited from his access to higher education (and quite possibly from acquaintances or family members within the company that employs him, though it is often considered impolite to mention this latter fact, as it may be construed to denigrate the aforementioned individual or his chosen field of study).

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Why did the small child cry? He was forced to dig his own grave at gunpoint.

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A depressed horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "Millions of years of natural selection." The horse then tries to drink away his sorrows, but the alcohol is only a temporary release from the pain he's feeling. He kills himself the next day.

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A horse walked into a bar, and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?". The horse replied, "It's evolutionarily efficient to have an elongated skull so that I can eat vegetation with ease."

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What do you call a gynochologist named John? John

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Well it all started when 7 did something horrible to 8 and 9. Always being used for various things and never getting credit, 7 finally snapped one day at the office. He went home for lunch, which was uncharacteristic for him. He came back with a large duffle bag and a trench coat on. He walked into the the middle of the office and opened the bag and trench coat. The events that followed are now known as the office slaughtering of 1992. 7 ended up gutting 8 alive and eating its intestines. 9 was forced to watch then inch by inch was cut up. His heart was ripped out and shown to him before he died. The body was then thrown into acid, and 7 hung himself with piano wire, but lived. 7 also has herpes and 6 doesnt want anything to do with that shit.

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what is worse than joel an infested asshole

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What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

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What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

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Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with a road? To get to the other side.

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What's black and self-describing? The words of this joke.

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yo mamas so poor she should probably consider finding a job

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Why did the cop pull the black guy over because he was speeding

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Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

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What did the cashier say to the blonde? That will be $5.39, would you like a receipt?

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Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

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Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

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What's worse then getting kicked in the face by Chuck Norris? A: Nothing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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