- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

"I'm terrible at writing jokes." -80% of the people on here.

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

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