- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

Haikus are simple but sometimes they don't make sense refrigerator.

You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

Why was the blind man bored? - He was in a coma

Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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