- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

Chuck Norris.

WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

how do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family

A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

Whats better then free candy from a guy in a van? Trying to find his lost puppy so his kids don't cry.

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

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