How do you find a jew amoung italians? Through a dollar and see which one whines its not enough!

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why didnt the old man go to his sons birthday he died.........nah i lied he went went

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Why? Because.

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A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

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If your canoe is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon. False, snakes don't have armpits

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It was a chilly saturday afternoon coles's brother asked cole to baby sit cole said yes and when his brother left cole proceeded to give it to his niece in the ass. Little did cole know he said his little niece on fire that was the end of his little nieces life.

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what does STFU stand for? the southern tenant farmers union.

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there are two wales chilling at a bar one looks at the other and does a wale call for 2 minutes and the other looks back and say "dude your drunk we gotta go!"

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What did the man say to his friend when he beat him in a game of billiards? Good Game.

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Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? The pizza does not scream in the oven

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Why does the girl continue to cry repetently everyday? Because she found out she was diagnosed with terminal cancer.

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What's black and white and red all over? Obama covered in red paint.

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Girl, why are you crying? I'm not a girl, I'm a strawberry.

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This guys grandma comes to live with him. While shes there she has a stroke. He rushes her to the hospital and waits for her to come out of surgery. The doctor comes out and says "i got good news and bad news" The guy says " give me the bad news" the doctor says "your grandma has had a massive stroke and wont be able to go to the bathroom by herself or eat by herself, so you'll have to feed her baby food and change her Diaper for the rest of her life." So then the guy goes " well shit whats the good news" The doctor goes "Ahh im just kidding she died"

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Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

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Q: What's circlular and has two hands? A: A skinny person, i was kidding about the circular part!

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Why did the Jewish population diminish in the '40s? Showers and Ovens

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Why was the black guy homeless? because he has been affected severely by the credit crunch, been made redundant and had his home repossessed

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When the sun goes down... Most of the guys pants goes down too. Just be straight XD

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A man gets a paternity test. It's better than beating his wife senseless due to his own insecurity.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the only way to get across

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A man got struck by a car and was rushed to hospital on life support, he died shortly after. His wife was informed of his death by the doctors and shortly after she killed her children and finally hung herself.

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whats funnier then a joke on anit jokes pracitcally anything cause anti jokes repaeats and everyone has herd them

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