- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

Why do fat people commit suicide

why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

What's worse than reading? A lot, but there are too many things to name

Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

If you are riding on a boat and all the wheels fall off, how many pancakes would it take to make a dog house? It does not matter because fish don't like tomatoes.

Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

Why did the babysitter only get paid 50 cents for a whole day. Because he was a 6 foot mexican.

Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

Rap. Skate. Smoke.

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