- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

What's white and sticky.... Jizz

Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

Actually it was me Josh brown

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

what food wouldn't you take on holiday with you? any its all inclusive

What's worse than dieing? Not much.

EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

Q: knok knok A: Im home

What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

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