like this or you will die at some point in your life

What has a skinny head and specky? Josh Moran.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

An irishman walks into a bar and stays there until he goes home.

Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

It's bright in here *puts on? sunglasses* Ahhh, that's better...

how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

what's inflation? a hollow cost.

A lil girl walks in to a bar........................ all a sudden a giant purple bunny jump up into her butt... now every time she poops its an easter egg hunt. LBall

Guess What??? Ur Murr

a man walks into a house... then realizes its not his house and leaves.

Micheal Curran...that is all.

"the president is black, my lambo's blue..." no hes not, hes bi-racial.

You know whats annoying? Steve

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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