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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

What do you call a kid without any friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

A young black girl walks in to a bar. Because she was not of the legal age to consume alcoholic beverages she was asked to leave in a peaceful manner.

Me: How can you tell if somebody's a Nazi? Friend: How? Me: Their killing people in a ghetto. Friend: My friend was shot in a ghetto. Me: So, does that make him a Jew? Friend: No, he was just killed in a big ass oven.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

G:nock nock B:come in!

Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

what's white and bumpy? Milk. But it's not bumpy.

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

Why didn't the cat have any legs? Because it was a snake

When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

just a man and his thoughts....and a smart phone app, and a loving family, thats not the point.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

whats 2=2? gonorrhea.

what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

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