what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

"knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The SS, we heard you are smuggling jews in your attic, so you are coming with us."

why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

roses are red, violets are blue, i dont like to rhyme, but i do like to poo.

Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

A man walks into a bar. Since he was only moving at a slow walking pace, he was fine, no further events worth noting occured.

What happens when a bunch of animals break into your house... they eat you.

Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume

How do you make a kids parents mad? Fly an SR71-BLACKBIRD into him.

To mama's so fat when she went to Dairy Queen she Ordered a blizzard.

what happens when you put Rihanna and Chris brown in the same room? Rihanna dies

A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock, knock Who's there? Lemon Lemon who? Lemon know if you want me to say apple again

Why did the Mexican steal a pack of tortillas? To feed his family. He didn't have the necessary funds to pay for it.

i like candy and other things that are edible... please dont thumbs down just cuz this suxxx just put thumbs up and santa claus will haunt u :)

Hey Patrick what am i ? Ebola No im Texas! What's the difference?

YO MAMMA SO SKINNY SHE HULA-HOOP THIER A CHEERIO

Why didn't Suzie answer her mother? Suzie has a serious condition where she is mute and also severely deaf.

What did the girl say to her ex? Fuck you.

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