Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Q:John has 50 candy bars and he eats 45, what does john have? A: Diabetes

Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

I have existed for over 6000 years and around vi0lating people long before you where ever born kid... You do not believe me you say? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: You do not believe me? According to this DNA test... Welcome to papa son/daughter... Its time to make you a man/woman now, and then TIME TO MAKE YOU my BlTCH!

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

That`s my friends phone, I can call you from mine too if you want, please just don't hurt me, let me speak to you, I promise I will explain everything.

Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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