- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

What do you call a fat guy? A fatas mothafcka

What's the same about a duck-billed platypus and a duck? They both have a duck bill on their face... Duh!

What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

Q: Why did the guy fall off his bike? A: He got shot!

What's worse then ten dead babies in a barrel? The one at the bottom is still alive.

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

whats funner than nailing a baby to a wall, ripping it off

Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The driver was a loaf of bread

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

A woman becomes pregnant. 9 months later she has a baby.

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