Two muffins are sitting in an oven.

Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

Why is jordan goldstein a fag cause he doesnt like my videos

What did the Jewish man say to the banana? Nothing, because he has common sense

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

Feminism.

The adventures of Helen Keller:

What did the man with no head say to the women?

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

yo mama is so fat that a kid said to her ' The White Buddha Has Returned'

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a person and one is an inanimate object

What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

Anti-jokes are funny.

This is a joke.

Why did god create anti-jokes? He didn't.

Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

What happens when an Asian with a boner walks into a wall? He breaks his nose

Today if my birthday, and I got given the Anti Joke Book! Happiness!

How do you get a Hooker Wet? Dump her in a River.

where did you get those clothes? at the toilet store.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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