Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

A man walks into a store with a faulty washing machine. He provides a valid guarantee receipt at the customer service desk and it is replaced without an issue

Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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