Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

Communism hehe xd

Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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