Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

Nobody walks into a bar. So nothing happens.

Your mother is so retarded. How retarded is she? Very retarded.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jeff Oh hey Jeff, come on in

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

if you don't like this you're gay

My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

A man stumbles into a bar and yells, "Let's get wa-" and falls to the floor dead. The forensic scientists preform an autopsy and find that after 15 years of achoholism and depression caused his heart to stop beating. His family may have mourned his loss, if he had not left them penniless after killing his wife.

Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

A man says to a boy. I bet you I can jump over that mountain. The boy wins the bet because it is a physical impossibility to jump over a mountain.

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

The way I see it, you are pretty lucky I am a tough guy, the kind you like. Anyway you where really wondering if I ever refer myself as a boy? Sigh, I mean I AM A BOY! WHAT? WHAT? Savage jokes? What jokes?

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