asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

Cheetahs run at an alarmingly fast rate for short periods of time. Until I shoot them with harpoons.

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

what did Charlie Sheen say after he won a game of chess? I just won a game of chess!

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

What's green and brown, and if it fell out of a tree on you it would kill you? A billiard table?

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

What was a hard time for people? the great depression

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

Who does creatine? James Cornish

roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

gabe sucks 8-------------------D~

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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