what looks like a banana? a penis

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Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

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What's worse than getting no up-votes on an anti-joke? Getting down votes

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Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

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A guy, arriving at the pearly gates of Heaven, asks St. Peter "Why did I die? Why me." St. Peter replies: "You died the same way everyone does. Lack of oxygen to the brain."

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He lived a long, full life. Outside of Nantucket. But he visited occasionally.

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Wish me luck these are the ten numbers on my keno 19 65 80 2 34 72 68 22 12 8

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yo mother is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

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And so he penguin said, The is my most casual outfit!" HAAAW

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Yo mamas so dumb she has to repeat the 10th grade...again.

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Why did the boy fall over? Because he got hit by a car. Follow forever.art7 on Insta.

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What would Walt Disney do if he were alive today? Gurgle and choke inside his cryogenic vault as liquid nitrogen flooded into his lungs.

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Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

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Why did the Old Lady cross the road? Because the worm selected her as a weapon

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How did 3 fat women fit under 1 small umbrella and not get wet? It wasn't raining!

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Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

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Why did the man eat the cat? I don't remember the punchline, but trust me it was hilarious.

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A dad says to his son "you better stop masturbating or youll go blind'. And the son says "dad im over here".

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Are we in Tennessee? Because I recently saw on the side of the road that it was 10 miles to Memphis.

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A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment was left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

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So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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What's worse than a completely overused anti-joke punchline? The Holocaust.

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