a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

Your momma's so old, she your family should be proud to know someone who has lived such a long and full life.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? All of them.

Three ethnic minorities walk into a bar, and each does something involving alcohol that confirms a negative stereotype about his subgroup.

Doctor: Why the long face? Elephant Man: That's not my face that's a tumor.

What did the fat kid eat for dinner? Salad, he's on a diet.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing set? Because she didn't have any arms.

What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

Your mother is so dumb, that she had a very poor ACT composite score.

What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

Steve Jobs is alive.

What's big fat and hairy? Peter

Roses are red Violets are blue Everyone on antijoke that steals what I write go to hell My toaster has down syndrom.

What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

Me:Oh wait, I got a joke! Friends:Oh boy, what is it? Tell us! Me:..my grandma died.. *Everyones silent* Some random guy:Oh haha, I get it! Me:Shut up, you have no friends. Some random guy: Oh........

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

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What is the difference between my pet goldfish and an african village? My pet goldfish has water.

One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. The fight began and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing you say when you don't want to fight anymore and you let the other person win?" The other guy says to the challanger, "I give up?" Then the challenger yells. "I WIN!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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