A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

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Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

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whats red and hard to eat a brick.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

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why did the chicken cross the street? so it could throw a fridge at you, you are very loud at night for some reason and you wake everyone up. the chicken then goes home to watch gay porn videos.

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

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why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

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Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

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Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

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What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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A drunk guy walks into a bar. He orders a beer and the bartender says "Hey pal, you look and act really drunk, I don't think I can serve you any more alcohol." The man looks up to the bartender and says "You're right, I'm really drunk."

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why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

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roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

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roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

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How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

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What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

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YOU: Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy swimming in a pool? Nothing except one has melenan in their skin

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What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

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It's good to be a scientist and great to be a biologist. However, it is never okay to be a scientologist.

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Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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