- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man go through the window of the house? He left his keys inside

Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

What has feet, but no legs? An alien.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer

Whats worse than standing on lego? Rebecca black. whats worse than Rebecca Black? Justin Bieber. Whats worse than justin Bieber? Standing on a baby that isnt yours.

Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

What do you call a bunch of white people walking down a cliff? Avalanche

Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

Q. Why do televisions come with clickers A. So you don't have to get up to change the channel

How do you scare a black man? You dont

why didnt the old man go to his sons birthday he died.........nah i lied he went went

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

Why is Obama Care a lie? Cuz he doesn't care!

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