why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

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What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

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What is red and hangs around the back of a train? A miscarriage.

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What's the best part of twenty one year old's? Their bodies have matured enough that the U.S. government deems it safe for them to consume alcoholic beverages with proper I.D.

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When ducks fly in a V formation do you know why one side is longer than the other? Because there are more ducks on that side.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

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I pregnant woman wakes in the night because she had a mis-carriage.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Easter? A: Diabetes

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Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

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what is the difference between a picture of brooklyn decker and my grandma....i jack off to the picture of my grandma

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What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

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Why was Hellen Keller blind and deaf? Because she was a girl.

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Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

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what did little johnny scream at the xbox after he lost a game? god what the hell! Muskcrat143 i told u to cover my back when i had my predator missile! now my covers blown and i lost my killstreak! god u suck so much and Hippo099 why didn't u kill them before they got a killstreak like wtf!!! i told u to use ur semtex cause i had a claymore set down jeez u guys suck i'm leaving.

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Wanna know how to confuse a black guy? Give him a fried chicken sandwich with mayo on it.

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What's worse than homework? A basket full of mutilated puppies....

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What do you call 1,000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A horrible boating accident.

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What did the duck say to the pickle? Quack

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Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

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What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

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hi bros hahahhah like it up, ah ma gkenny

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Person 1 - Did you know there is only evidents of killer whales killing in captivity Person 2 - tell that to my uncle Pete... He's deaf

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Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

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Anti Joke

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