Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

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Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

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Actually it was me Josh brown

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How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

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How come Helen Keller didn’t scream when she fell off the cliff? Because at 19 months she contracted an illness that left her blind and deaf and therefore never learned to properly use her vocal cords

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

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Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pokerface.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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Why wasn't Abraham Lincoln a good president? Because he got shot in the head and died.

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how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

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Yo momma so ugly, except she's not. She's looking beautiful today.

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What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

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YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

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A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender to give him any drink. The bartender gives him the drink and the customer instantly dies. Another person in the bar asked the bartender what dring did you give him. He answered back.....poison

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What did the abortion clinic serve at the cafeteria? Fetus soup

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Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

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Weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee

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Johnny: I saw you long time ago. You were quite the school clown back in the day. Boy I remember back when I was just a whipper snapper we used play around and goof around all day. Whatdya think? Richard: Shut up, motherfuckingbitch

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Many people believe that dogs are mammals. They're right

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Anti Joke

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