What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

A house comes around the corner.

What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

Anti Joke

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