- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

why was the black guy running from the cops? i dont know either

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

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If life throws you melons, you should do your best to avoid them. Large and hard objects such as melons can easily harm you if moving at high speeds. Fortunately, life is not a physical entity that can throw melons or anything else - so the chances of this event occurring to you are exceedingly low.

Three nudists, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. No one finds it particuarly odd because the three are conscientious and wear appropriate clothing in public places.

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