Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

I have CDO it's like OCD but in the right order

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

What do grass and cows have in common? They both say "moo" except for grass

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

Why does the Gay guy have a bell on his bike? Because its the only way his blind dog can follow him.

Why do blondes where knickers? to keep their ankles warm

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SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

What is Ron afraid of? Spiders!

What did the man say to the other man? I have a large rod

A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

Committing Suicide #YOLO

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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