- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

An invisible man sleeping in your bed! Who ya gunna call? Most likely the local police department to report the strange incident possibly brought on by lack of sleep. NOT Bill Murray.

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

A gay man watches football.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

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