- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

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Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

Apple hates Blackberry.

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

No your aunties a joke

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

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