What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

What's worse than this That :(

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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