- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

So this guy was making a sandwich...

Why do women love Panera Bread? They think it's healthy.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

woman's rights

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

Why was the little girl sad? Why???? Because an elephant stamped on her, and shat on her.

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Clouds are white.

Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

whats brown and sticky? Doody

Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

If the 49ers won the superbowl

roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this makes no sense microwave.

Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

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