yo mama is so fat she has more rolls than basken robins does flavors

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

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what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

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What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

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What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite website? Wikipedia. It's very informative. On second thought though, the Internet had not been invented yet back in his time.

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When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

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roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

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A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

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What do you get a Jewish boy for Christmas? Nothing he died in 1943!

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A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

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Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

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What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

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What do you call a white man takeing orders from a black man? Batman and robin

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Ryan

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pokerface.

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Roses are red. Violets are violet.

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Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

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Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Hello? Prankster: Hello is your regrigerator running? Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Yes... Prankster: Oh good. I was just calling to make sure. Have a good day!

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

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Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

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Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

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What is orange and sticky? A blue ice cream with no skeletal structure Hang on, Ice Creams don't talk and the ice cream wasn't even yellow!

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LIKE FOR GANGNAM STYLE. DISLIKE FOR JUSTIN BIEBER LETS SEE WHO WINS

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