I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

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