- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. I bet I can kick this bucket. He missed and had a heart attack.

why did the chicken cross the road because it wanted to get hit by a car

The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

Who's Juan? DIS ONE

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

Why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he was laughing so hard at the man who farted and burped at the same time.

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