Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

Who's gay? Justin Beaver

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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