Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

What did the Banana say to the human. Nothing, because bananas are not capable of talking

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

What's the difference between a Lamborgini and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Lambo in my garage.

-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

What's worse than a shotgoun to the balls? Nothing.

can you pass the soap?

Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

How did Pablo get into America from Mexico? He drove here!

Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

Why is Lewis hayphore gay Answer = because he sucked hos brother off #Cameron Hayphore

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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