- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

No

Knock knock? Who's There? I AMMM!!! (thumb this down please xD)

took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

What's the same between a bike and a duck? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

I was watching Fox news.

kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

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