"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

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Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

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Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

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Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I run, I might have arthritis. Doctor: Let me check.... 5 minutes later... Doctor: It turs out you have 3 bullets in your legs. Patient: Ohhh, I get it now.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Some chocolate and a new DVD.

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you go to cvs and theres a robber trying to shoot everyone and the cashier says do you have a rewards card

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A brunette, a blond and a red-head decide to go swimming in a lake. To prepare, they go shopping together to get some new bikinis. When they get to the shop they are pleased to find that the bikinis are on sale and they get them 50% off. They drive with their new swimwear to the lake and get changed in the changing room. When they get out they notice that it is quite cold. They decide to go swimming anyway. They notice that the lake is dirty. They decide to go swimming anyway. They notice the lake is actually a spill of oil. They decide to go swimming anyway. They remember that none of them can swim. They decide to go swimming anyway. They jump in. They drown.

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What's black and white and red all over? A Nazi banner.

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A guy walks into a psychiatrist's office covered only in Saran Wrap. He asks the doctor, "The strip of metal teeth is missing from the box, so could I borrow your scissors?"

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Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

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Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

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12 niqqa 12.

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Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

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I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

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What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

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Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

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A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

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What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

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Why was the old man climbing the flag pole? Because he had Alzheimer, and he was losing his grasp of reality.

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What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

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Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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