You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

Knock Knock Come in

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

Why did the black guy get hit by a banana He was low on potassium and his friend threw the banana too hard

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

autistic kids rock

In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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