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Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

Two trees sit in a dark forest. Between them is a small hare. The wind blows hard and rustles the trees. The hare then looks up, and then forward. He hops away.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house..... knock knock! whos there? THE CHICKEN!!

Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on?

What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

Why isn't Pluto a planet? Because it mutilated my dog

Wanna hear a joke? It's here somewhere You looked :D There ain't jokes on Antijoke.com

It's bright in here *puts on? sunglasses* Ahhh, that's better...

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

What did my uncle get for Christmas? Me... MagicMonkey

What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

What do you call a Serbian-Australian man with no arms, no legs, and two feet. Nick Vujicic

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Q:What happens when a bug walks into a bar A:It gets stepped on

haha women's rights.....what a joke.

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

Why did the Chicken cross the road? To get to Your House. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken

whats a bike and rhymes with mike?

What did the woman say to the dog? Stop shitting on my carpet your dickhole

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