Me:Oh wait, I got a joke! Friends:Oh boy, what is it? Tell us! Me:..my grandma died.. *Everyones silent* Some random guy:Oh haha, I get it! Me:Shut up, you have no friends. Some random guy: Oh........

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. The fight began and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing you say when you don't want to fight anymore and you let the other person win?" The other guy says to the challanger, "I give up?" Then the challenger yells. "I WIN!"

whats orange and cant talk? an orange

What is the difference between my pet goldfish and an african village? My pet goldfish has water.

What's white and can't climb trees? Yogurt

What happens when you cut a body in half? An erection.

what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

What does a penguin and a watermelon have in common? They all come from Earth.

Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

Knock Knock? Who's there? EMS - your pregnant wife died it a car crash

A woman gets into the front seat of a car and starts driving.

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

what happened to those kids sandusky raped? who cares

What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

Q: Whats red and circular? A: A red circle

Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

Why didnt Stevie Wonder wave back at the white man? Because he's a racist.

Bacon makes everything delicious, yes? And coffee makes everything exciting, yes? Put the two together and you get a caffeinated porky roller coaster in your mouth.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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