What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

Person 1: Why does food from Subway taste so good? Person 2: I don't know, why? Person 1: Because their ingredients are fresh. Person 2: Um, OK? Person 1: Yeah, it's all under 18. Person 2: Shit...

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

if you have 2 apples and 3 oranges in one hand, and 4 oranges and 1 apple in the other, what do you have? very large hands.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

whats brown and sticky a stick

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

What do I hate? people

Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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