What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

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Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

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How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

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Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

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What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

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Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

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What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

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Roses are gay Violets are gayer when you hear girls moaning im the player

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do you like hardcore music? ya i love brokencyde

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What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

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A Priest, a Rabbi and a Shaman walk into a bar. The Bartender looks at them and says "What is this a Joke?"

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What did the man with cancer get for his birthday? A gravestone.

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I will create more jobs for americans

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How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

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What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

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Poop...

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A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

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Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

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Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

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Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

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Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

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What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

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Anti Joke

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