Yo Mama's so fat Everyone is very concerned for her Health.

How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

What did the snoop dog have for breakfast? Weed

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

why dose micheal jackson like 29 year olds Because there is 20 of them

Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

What's brown and sticky? Syrup.

This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

Q) Why did the Koala fall out of the tree A) Because it was dead!

Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

Turkey Balls

What is big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? Glasses

Two men walked into a bar. Only one came out. What happened? One Passed out.

What did they do with the drunken sailor? Gave him the sack, which meant he could no longer provide for his family.

How do you get someone to paid attention to etys You don't, there is no such thing as retys

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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