Why couldn't the woman give her sister a present? Because she just got eaten by zombies.

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A man walks into an illegal brothel. He is a cop. He takes them back to the police station and questions them in a completely asexual manner.

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One, two, three, four and five

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Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

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what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

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roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

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What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

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What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

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Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

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What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

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Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

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A man died.

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Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

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Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

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What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

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What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice titttttss.

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what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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What's clear and looks like water? Water.

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Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

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Mommy how come daddy went to the doctors today? Well sweetie, honestly daddy wanted me to shove things up his ass And I refused to so he went to the doctors so they can do it...

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Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

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What do you call a place full of large volumes of random, unwanted knowledge? The usersub on this site.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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