How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Let's ride bikes!!

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A man walks into a bar. Of chocolate. Yummy!

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A man goes up to an old friend and says: "Help me, I just found out that my friend is gay! What should I do!?" The other man replies: "If there is no problem, I cannot help you... Yet, there is one. Your homophobia. I suggest that you see a therapist immediately and I hope that you can get over the fact of the contemplation of a sexuality."

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An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

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Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

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What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

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Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

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IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

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Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

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That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

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Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

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What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

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what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

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What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

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wat do u call a person who is ugly ugly

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

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September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

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Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

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Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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