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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you cut the sea in half? You can't. There are an odd amount of letters. You would have to jeopardize the "e", but then it would no longer be "sea".

What did Sally want for Christmas? Nothing, she is Jewish.

Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

What did the fat kid eat for dinner? Salad, he's on a diet.

how do you make jimmy happy you cant he's in a coma

What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Dementia.

What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

What shouldn't you say to a dementia patient? You already said that.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a mountainous mound of slain human offspring? There is none, the second is conferred to the subject of a conversation using a highly advanced vernacular.

Ants are the Velociraptors of the insect world.

Why did the kid get a bicycle for his birthday? Cause his father is a respectable parent who loves his child.

A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

Why shouldn't you download music? Various reasons.

roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

Your mother is so dumb, that she had a very poor ACT composite score.

The past, the present and the future walk into a bar. It was tense.

What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

How can you ruin someone's day? Tell them their mother has cancer. No really, I found out my mom has cancer a week ago.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He tripped over the little step at the entrance. But don't worry, he's not hurt, it just startled him for a second there. They should put a caution sign out front, somebody might get a serious injury. You can never be too safe, after all.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your ball sack ripped off with a grapple hook

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