united we sit, cause we're fat

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

If you're American when you go into the bathroom and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom? Magic.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

ur an fagit

thumb_up thumb_down -23

What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

whats long and black on a black guy slavery

thumb_up thumb_down -23

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

how did the man jump over the mountain? it was a small mountain and he had a trampoline

thumb_up thumb_down -23

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

What's worse then a missed call from your dad? A missed call from your mom.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

What do you call a Mexican hot dog? Lunch.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

Knock Knock. Come in.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

why did the women give her sister a present because it was her birthday

thumb_up thumb_down -23

Why did the dog run away from home? Because the owner left the door open.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

What do you call black people working in a field? Farmers.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke 'er face.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

What are you going to get your mom for mothers day? I have two gay dads.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

What happened to the man who had the most loving parents and family when he was born, had an amazing childhood which he shared with so many good friends, was loved everywhere, helped the poor, started a fundraiser for starving kids in africa, got a college education, helped a complete stranger get off his drug addiction, married a beautiful woman, bought a nice house and had 3 children who he loved dearly and spent time with as much as he possibly could, tucked them in every night and enjoyed every second of his life as if it was his last? He died.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

How do you cause ultimate pain to a imprisoned Jew during the holocaust? Moral: You give him an apple WITH a worm in it.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops