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how does a chinese chick check if she's pregnant? swallows a rubix cube and if it comes out solved shes pregnant

I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

What do a baby and popcorn have in common? They both pop in an explosive manner when put in a microwave and both can be consumed by the person who may have put the baby and popcorn in it so if you think this is funny then you have some problems and i will shortly in some period of time when my schedule is cleared refer you to a licensed psychologist and we will make an appointment for you.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

"When there's something srange, in your neighborhood... who you gonna call..?" The cops

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm typing this one handed... ... Because I'm an amputee.

You having friends.

why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

why did the black go to the KFC because he likes fried chicken

Text this number just cuz 16305208722

whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

Why cant Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukaemia.

Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

you will like this because i am black.

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

What do you call a black person who can't see? Blind