How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

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What do you catch a baby with? A pitchfork

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Why didn't the boy want his dinner? Because it was a bowl of vomit.

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I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

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So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

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Why are female badgers more attracted to the smell of cheese than male badgers? I don't know. Ask Bill Snodgrass

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What is your name? My name is Jeff

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What do you call a black man eating dessert? A man of African ancestry enjoying a sweet treat.

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what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

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A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

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What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

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What did the fat man do? He fell over...

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what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

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What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

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Faithful men.

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Did you hear about the guy who lost his arm and leg in a car crash? Well, he just died in hospital. RIP.

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i did ur mom lol. thats the joke. : )

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What does Adolf Hitler hate more than Jews? Nothing.

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FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

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Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

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When the mom came home from work, she was very tired. Her son asked her nicely to make him a PB&J sandwich. She says sure and makes one for him. The boy was very happy and ate his sandwich. I was actually lying above. The mom was actually killed by three men in hoodies that were hiding in her backyard. The came inside and also murdered the boy. Worst of all the killers took all of the food and the rasberries the boy was looking forward to eat, Guess it doesn't matter since he is gone...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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