A gay man walks into a pregnant woman

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What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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the economy.

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why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

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(Mortal Kombat Annihilation) Princess Kitana: "Mother, you're alive" Sindel: "Too bad you, will die" (Troll 2) "They're eating her. And then they're gonna me. Oh my gawwwwwwwwd." (The Room) Johnny: I did not hit her, it's not true! It's bullshitt! I did not hit her! [throws water bottle] Johnny: I did *not*. Oh hi, Mark. Mark: Oh, hey Johnny, what's up?

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you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

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What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

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Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

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Yo mama is so ugly that she won an award for that

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So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

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Santa Claus is so hairy he need to shave more often.

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Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

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Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

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What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

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A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a moscito? There are several differencies. Firstly, the elephant is a mammal and the moscito is an insect.

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What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

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I'd like to make a withdraw

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How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

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Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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