A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya" the man replies: "whisky."

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Yo mama is so stupid... She didn't graduate high school.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

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Two peanuts are walking down the street. One of them was a salted Peanut

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awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

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I like to give help to people, expecting that they will be my slaves for life.

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yo momma so ugly that yo your birth certifiicate is an apology from thew condem factory

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hello there. I am Elder Young and I with the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. What would you say if someone were to offer you peace and happiness through all of eternity?

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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You know what's gay?? Lesbians

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Dr.Octagonapus.... BLAAAAAArGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Jackalope :)

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A devout Christian dies. Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Fags aren't allowed in Heaven.

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What did the pregnant 16 year old get for her birthday? A miscarriage

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What does? 42

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Knock Knock Who's There No-one your not very popular

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Why can't Stevie wonder read? He can. He reads braille.

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All of these jokes suck; so I just made one that equally sucks!

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This person shaved their head to gain attention. A klansman.

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What's the difference between a pile of rotting shit about to be re-heated in the microwave and Kevin James's new movie "The Zookeeper" ... Nothing.

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Your momma is so fat that she decided to begin an exercise program and eat healthy and she lost weight.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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Scumbag steve walks into his friend's dorm room, and finds out he has epilepsy. He then flicks the lights on and off really fast

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The Johnson Family was then heard on the morning news for letting a murderer into their home before being brutally killed.

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Anti Joke

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