what's inflation? a hollow cost.

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A lil girl walks in to a bar........................ all a sudden a giant purple bunny jump up into her butt... now every time she poops its an easter egg hunt. LBall

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a man walks into a house... then realizes its not his house and leaves.

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You know whats annoying? Steve

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Micheal Curran...that is all.

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Why did the dog cross the road? Because he saw another dog

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Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

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Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

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How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

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what has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

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Are you antijoke.com. Because you are a faggot.

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What happened when the old man fell off the roof? He died....

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What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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What's long and black? A long and black object.

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What did the computer say to the mouse? Nothing inanimate objects cant talk

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A man walked into a bar.He woke up hours later and went home. By TheRealPaddock

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Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

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Two elderly men were sat next to a children's playground... They were there to pick up their grandchildren because their parents were at work.

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There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. One rainy night an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them out for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Why did the teacher's cat die? It had cat herpes and feline immunodeficiency virus

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The trick to making a good anti joke is having anticlimactic ending.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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