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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funnier than 24? 9/11

A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

Obama = ebola

whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

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What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

Q:Whats yellow and white and sits at the bottom of a pool? A: A baby with slashed floaties Q:Whats red and gory and sits at the top of a pool? A: Floaties with a slahed baby

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

What's the difference between Obama and a monkey? They are two different species, so thus they are very different.

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