What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

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Make a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day... set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

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What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

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What did the broom say to the vacuum cleaner? "Your mom sucks."

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Rebecca Black's career.

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A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

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Two little boys are talking to each other: - My dad's dick is soo biig! - Eh, my dad's dick is small but it still hurts...

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Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

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Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

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What did the unicorn eat for a snack? Nothing. Unicorns are a majestic fiction animal.

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knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

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School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

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A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

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Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

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Most people like to drink beer, others do not.

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If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

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Roses are red violets are blue monkeys like you belong in the zoo but don't be afraid I'll be there to that in the cage but laughing at you

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Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

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What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

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Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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