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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

Knock knock, COME IN!

A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, And if one alcoholic should one day stroll along: There'll be no more bottles hanging on the wall.

How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

Koolaid is red, Poweraid is blue, Gatorade is yellow, My urine is brown... looks like i have a bladder infection.

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