- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

what did the dog eat for dinner? food.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

Chuck Norris is dead......

Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's

what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

Your moms so ugly, that when i took her out to eat for dinner we built an everlasting relationship. Thats why you call me dad.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 encountered 7 in the Vietnam War where he killed 6's brothers, leaving him scarred. 6 has countless nightmares due to the numerous visions that reminisce that situation in great deal. Also, 7 had a big hook on his hand, which was very scary.

Three men on a journey stop at a farm and ask the farmer if they might be allowed to stay the night. The farmer consents upon one condition: that the visitors not lay a hand on his daughter. The men respected the farmers wishes and left in the morning.

What do get when you mix cancer and a bike? Lance Armstrong

What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

Q:What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpion

Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

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