- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

roses are black violets are black i am blind

they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

Why was Sally angry? Because somebody burned all her clothes

GOODBYE

What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

No antijoke here.

Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

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