Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

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here's a joke... the american education society

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I wrote a funny joke.

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The chickens have become self-aware!

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What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, monkey do. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

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Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

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Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

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Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

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If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

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How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

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What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

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L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

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what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

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what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

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Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

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Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

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What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

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What's worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? Recognizing the baby as your missing child, and finding the corpse of your dead wife next to it.

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There are 2 women at a bus stop. One of them has a swollen belly. The pregnant woman says to the other one, "I'm expecting a baby." The other woman responds, "That's too bad. I'm expecting a bus, at least that'll help me."

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A black, jew, mexican, and american are on the boat. The boat begins to sink. As an idea, they all throw stuff off the boat to try to stay afloat. The black throws off cotton, the jew throws off yamakas, and the mexican throws off sombreros. Then, the american throws off the mexican because there are too many in his country. The mexican drowns. The boat still sinks and the american goes to hell while the other go to heaven.

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On Wednesday night, a drunk man was walking on the cliffs of dover. his funeral was saturday.

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What's worse than having to listen a song from Justin Bieber? Being wrongfully convicted of child molestation,rape and murder and spending 50 years in prison before being acquited by DNA-analysis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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