- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the guy that lost the whole left side of his body? Well, he's all right.

What do you get when you mix 5 bottles of beer, a bottle of vodka, 3 glasses of red wine, and 15 jello shots? Alcohol poisoning.

What's orange and fluffy? Orange Fluff

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs going down a mountain? A: As good as dead.

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing it had his tongue

How do you get a drugged man, a giant sombrero, and a guitar into a Chuck-E-Cheese? You take multiple trips.

What's worse than being in the Holocaust? Dying in the Holocaust.

A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

A: Knock Knock B: The door is open please come in.

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

What do you call a middle ages man driving a van filled with children? Coach.

why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

What do you call a black man eating dessert? A man of African ancestry enjoying a sweet treat.

roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

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