Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

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What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

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Why did the cop pull the black guy over because he was speeding

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Trump will make America great again.

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Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

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What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

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What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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What happened to that guy who fell? He died from car accident 3 days later.

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Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

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Why did the Jew hate bananas? He was deathly allergic to them.

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what is the difference between two trees? it doesn't matter because motorcycles don't have doors

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Any similarity between Jesse and a human is purely coincidental!

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what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

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Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

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roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

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how do demolish a building alkekwhakbar

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Friends are like lettuce; If you eat their head, they die

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wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

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10inch nice

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Why did the other Albino cross the road? He was running away from a witch doctor who was going to brutally murder him and steal his body parts.

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A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

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What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

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Q: What do Ethiopians eat at night? A: Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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