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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

Yo momma so stupid, she had you.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

How do you keep a dummy in suspense for 24 hours? Tell him his wife suffered from a severe concussion and that he'll have to wait until morning to see if she's okay

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

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