- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a prostitute.

What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

What is big, green, fuzzy, and would kill you if it fell on you? A pool table.

Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

Knock Knock. There was no answer.

What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

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