- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

What is an Indian's favourite country? North Currya

How do you kill a black man wearing a bullet proof turbin? Shoot him anywere other then his turbin.

Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because it broke...

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

Two black guys walk into a bar the bartender says get out

Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

What hurts more than a bee sting? Child birth.

Knock Knock Who did that?

Who is that? That is my daughter, She likes climbing trees.

Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

You wanna hear a clean joke? Mary takes a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is a man.

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

Knock, Knock Come in

How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

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