- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

Q:the is a mexican and a black guy in the car who id driving? A:the cop

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

You know what's funnier than 24? 25

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

Your mother is overweight. This is largely due to her sedentary lifestyle.

Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

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