- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding Barney the purple dildo!

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What has four legs and is always ready to travel? Siamese twin fugitives.

What do you do when you see four black people and a Jew? You buy them

What do you say on a date with Uma Thurman? Hey Uma, pass the salt.

Why did the Old Lady cross the road? Because the worm selected her as a weapon

Did you hear about Phil in accounting? No? Well he was trying to make a new type of car. He took the seats from a ford engine from a dodge, and the frame from a toyota. Do you know what he got? 5 years in jail.

A man walked into a bar. He was treated at the local hospital with a minor contusion.

This will be the least popular anti-joke. Dislike this joke.

What did rangler get on anti joke? Thumbs down.

Q: Why did Sarah fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

whats black and hangs from my tree my neighbor

Why did the boy drop his vannlai ice cream?because Vannlia ice came.

what goes ha ha ha ..plop? We are all going to die.

Ps: Its "Cain" again, just for matters of security here, how did he install power wires under the basement? How are you even able to use your computer over there?

Hey, I just met you And this is Crazy I have Amnesia I like trains.

What is the difference between 1 and 2? 2 is a higher number than 1.

what do you have to do to confuse a blond? Nothing

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms... Why couldn't sally get up? She had no legs Why did no one help sally? Because she has no friends.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Rhyming is hard, Zebra.

So my friend told me to go shot myself I got my Canon and shoot myself The image came out very clean and profession.

what worse than bitting into an apple and finding a worm bitting into a worm and finding an apple

What's worse than a bug in your soup? Getting shot in the stomach.

When life gives you lemons you make orange juice so people will say "How the hell did you do that?"

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