Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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What is white and flys at you from a tree? A refridgarator. I lied about the flying part.

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what do you say to your girlfriend just after the best sex you ever had? I really got great value for money tonight with my prostitute sweety. You should have been there

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There was 2 friends named Shutup and Trouble. They were camping and Trouble got lost in the woods. Shutup called the police. Shutup: Hello, is this 9-1-1 my friend is missing. Police: What is your name sir? Shutup: Shut up Police: What? Shutup: Shut up Police: What did you say? Shutup: I said Shut Up Police: Hey are you looking for TROUBLE? Shutup: Yes! Police: Guess what? We found him, he's safe in the station. We will have a officer come by a drop him off. Have a good day Mr. Shutup Shutup: Thank you

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Im about to rewrite History....... History

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

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What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

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Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

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Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

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i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

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If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

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What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

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What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

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What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

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How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

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Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

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Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

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Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

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Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

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How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

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what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

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Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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