ever tried african food? they neither

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asians have slitted eyes lol

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Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

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Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

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What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

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Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

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Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

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Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

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Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

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Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

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What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

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Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

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Cat ate a battery, did volts.

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What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

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Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

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Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

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What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

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Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

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your mom was so fat that she died.

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him and got better.

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What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the fridge door and place the elephant inside. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the fridge door, remove the elephant, and place the giraffe inside. There is a party at the zoo. All of the zoo animals attend, except one. Which one? The giraffe, because he is in the fridge.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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