Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

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Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

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A man asked Alexander the Great if he was gay, yet Alexander the Great was not offended. Why? Because "gay" has a rather different connotation than in the modern world than it did in earlier time periods where it meant "happy". Also, Macedonians, Alexander the Great's native people, did not speak English so he would not understand the question. Also Alexander the Great was gay in the sense that he was actually a homosexual.

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What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

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How do you make an elephant float? Who cares?

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What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

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Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

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I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

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Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

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What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

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How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

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An alien, a midget, and a Jew walk into a bar... I forget the rest but your mom's a whore

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How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

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Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

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What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

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Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

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Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

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I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

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How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

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What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

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What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

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