- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Q: Why does it snow in Canada and not in Mexico? A: Because Canada is far from the equator and Mexico isn't.

What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

A women left the kitchen.

Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

hey guys im gay

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

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