- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are sharing a meal on the Titanic. They all died for the women and children first.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

Why did the boy drop his icecream cone? Because of the shock of seeing his dead family.

A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

Knock Knock Who's there? UPS you have a package from Amazon. \ Oh, Thanks, where do I sign? Right here. Ok, thanks, have a nice day. Thanks you too.

roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

Is your refrigerator running? No.

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Well thats a stupid question, just one.

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

Did you hear the one about the bus driver? Me neither

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

what's worse than stubbing your toe? 9/11

what happened to the little girl when she crossed the line she was shot. shes mexican

A ginger man ascends to heaven and reaches the pearly gates, seconds later he wakes up in a hospital bed and realizes it was merely a near death hallucination and God isn't real.

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

hard cheese

What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

roses are red viloits are blue Bernard is hot but then i led to you

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