roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

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I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

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Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

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whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

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Why did a kid throw a clock out the window? Because he was adopted

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What do short Mexicans do after a hot shower? Dry off with a towel like everyone else,

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A man with a barbie doll walks into a bar. He goes up to the bartender and says "I bet you $100 that I can turn this barbie doll into a beautiful lady". The bartender laughs and says "Okay." The man takes out a brush and begins brushing the doll's hair. Seconds later the man has a seizure and falls to floor a dies. It turns out he was a drug addict and had a fatal over dose. The bartender never got his $100.

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A blonde is locked in a super-market. She dies.

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Roses are wilting violets are wilting YOU HAD ONE JOB

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There are three guys on an airplane, a Korean, a Mexican, and an American. The pilot comes on the speaker and syays,"The plane is to heavy, throw out the thing you have most in your country." The Korean throws out an AK-47 and says,"We have to many of these in our country." The Mexican throws out a taco and says,"We have to many of these in our country." The American throws out the Mexican and says,"We have to many of these in our country."

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NEVER

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how do you make a cripple depressed? stairs..

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How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

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guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

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Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

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What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

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how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

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why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

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What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

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Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

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Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

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A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

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