- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

hey guys im gay

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

A women left the kitchen.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

batman farted so hes retarded

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

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