look im not better than you, your a ten im a two your a queen im a fool you got looks i got scares u got talent i got beuty to its a win win

Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

Q:How do you kill an Elephant? A:With an Elephant gun Q:How do you kill a blue Elephant? A:With a blue Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a purple Elephant? A:With a purple Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a red Elephant? A:There is no such thing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

What did the whale do when he was angry? He beached himself, causing a major ecological disaster and costing the beach community thousands of dollars to return him to the water.

Knock knock? Who's There? I AMMM!!! (thumb this down please xD)

What do you call a Mad Cow? Dead. Pst, Mr.Cobb if your reading this- Hola.

Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

Whats worst than being stuck in a cage with one blonde? Being stuck in a cage with four blondes.

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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